[Verse 1]
I woke up in a cereal box
Tiny spoon, big attitude
Milk screaming in auto-tune
Marshmallows plotting in the nude (yikes)
Neighbor mowing his plastic lawn
Says, "Kid, that cloud just sued the sun"
I sip my coffee from a shoe
Ask it, "Why you taste like déjà vu?"
[Chorus]
Knives out
But we cutting through cartoons
Slice the sky
Watch the daylight change its tune
Who’s scared
Of a little flying fork now?
Knives out
We just carving up the norm, pow
[Verse 2]
Lobster in a limousine
Selling stocks on a trampoline
Therapist is a vending machine
Tells me, "Press B6 for self-esteem"
Mom texts me a barcode heart
Says scan it if you fall apart
I scan it, get a shopping cart
Full of rubber ducks and spare spare parts (quack)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[low vocal register]
I juggle clocks in a checkout line
Time drips down like melted signs
Cashier’s got a cucumber crown
Ringing up my nervous breakdown
[spoken, deadpan] Paper or plastic anxiety, sir?
[crescendo]
I say, "Bag it" (bag it)
Tag it (tag it)
Self-sabotage, I drag it
Out the store like a fashion habit
[Chorus]