THE HYDRATION WAR – (meme song)

“THE HYDRATION WAR” – (meme song)

(Verse 1)

I said, “Hey sis, can I get one sip?”

She clutched that bottle with a death-grip.

Hissed at me like a gremlin beast,

Like I was tryna steal her gold.

(Pre-Chorus)

Girl, it’s WATER. Not liquid gold.

Why you guarding it like you’re three hundred years old?

(Chorus)

It’s the Hydration War of 2024,

She said “NO” and then locked the door.

Acting like that bottle came from outer space,

Holding it tighter than her phone case.

OH PLEASE, Queen Aqua-Lot, be KIND—

I’m pretty sure sharing won’t make you die.

It’s just water… not your last lifeline.

(Verse 2)

She took a sip real slow, made eye contact,

Like, “Yeah, I’m hydrated. Imagine that.”

She even swished it around like wine,

Girl, that’s tap water—relax, you’re fine.

(Pre-Chorus)

At this point I’m crawling on the floor,

Like a dehydrated possum begging for more.

(Chorus)

It’s the Hydration War of 2024,

She’s acting like sharing breaks the law.

Holding that bottle like a newborn child,

Girl, calm down, you’re honestly wild.

OH GREAT Hydration Overlord, please share—

I’m one sip away from becoming air.

(Bridge)

I offered snacks.

I offered cash.

She still said no—

Just for the laugh.

She even put her NAME on the bottle too…

Like I’m gonna steal her water.

(Ending)

Fine, sis, keep it. I hope you're proud.

I’ll drink from the hose like a legend now.

And when you ask me for a sip someday?

I’ll say, “NOPE.