I only drink beer, I’ll never smoke weed, i’m scared of what it might do to me, i start tripping seeing stuff like squirrels flying, girls lying, and the girl in my bed says that she’s trying to see the good in me but really i’m just a no hammer little shrimp meat ass motherfucker who doesn’t workout or have a good job i barely make it and live off of fast food and beer because i only drink beer I’ll never smoke weed, i’m really just a worthless weiner that’s never flicked a bean, it’s a sad day to be me and yes i go by durdle bean