(Verse 1)
My thumb is cramping, a repetitive strain
My brain’s a blur, a digital pain
Another face, another filter, another lie
I’m a swiping zombie, my soul’s gone dry
Stuck in this loop, a never-ending scroll
Losing my mind for a partner's soul
The notification buzz is my Pavlovian bell
I'm a lab rat in this digital hell
(Pre-Chorus)
And the inbox is a graveyard of "hey, how are you?"
My conversation skills feel rusty and new
Every single match is a gamble, a bet
Just a digital promise I'll quickly forget
(Chorus)
I’m stuck in this algorithm, a feedback loop from hell
My romantic prospects are all a hard sell
I'd rather face a dragon than another awkward dinner
This digital dating thing feels like a race without a winner
Give me prenups, give me shared debt, give me a mortgage and a house
Anything to escape this virtual dating mouse and cat
It's a digital maze of lonely hearts and empty prose
Where everyone's a brand, and nobody really knows
(Verse 2)
He said his passion's crypto, his job's "brand synergy"
He wore a fleece vest and talked exclusively about his energy
He showed me his portfolio, a graph that went up and down
Then called his side hustle a dating profile clown
The date's a performance, a staged play
Where we both pretend we have something real to say
I just want someone who doesn't talk about their brand
Or try to sell me a future they've perfectly planned
(Bridge)
Maybe I’m the problem, maybe I'm too cynical
But then I remember that fleece vest guy
And all my romantic hopes just start to die
I don’t want a brand, I want someone who’s real
And this whole system is making me feel like I am a bot
(Chorus)
I’m stuck in this algorithm, a feedback loop from hell
My romantic prospects are all a hard sell
I'd rather face a dragon than another awkward dinner
This digital dating thing feels like a race without a winner
Give me prenups, give me shared debt, give me a mortgage and a house
Anything to escape this virtual dating mouse and cat
It's a digital maze of lonely hearts and empty prose
Where everyone's a brand, and nobody really knows
(Outro)
Yeah, nobody knows…
Swipe left...
Swipe right...
Just delete the app.
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