Spotted Glasses

I’m a goofy dude but everybody loves me, but really I got spots on my glasses so they can’t touch me i’m the best to ever do it plain and simple. Hey man, i’m trying to buy a stick of gum, you got a nickel? I’m driving down the road in my piece of shit car that’s about to lose its tires pushing 200,000 miles maybe it’s time to retire it. Got some gummy dome from some stupid bitch, i’m a skinny dude with a hammer and some tic-tac’s. Dude is that your ball sack? Is that your ball sack?