Woke up in a cold sweat,, texted my bitch told get over here now. She said she’s outta town, checked her location but she was really making her rounds. That dirty whore, I knew she wasn’t the one, she fucked Billy, Jimmy, Carl, and Tom before me. I can’t do it anymore so I went out, yeah I went out, I went out, yeah I went out ran into the a new girl, she told me she could show me a thing or two but I didn’t listen, left her standing there, got a hot dog from the food truck after I had 12 beers and 7 Jager bombs