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Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah
It’s 3 a.m. again
And it’s all ’cause of you, Bear
[low vocal register] Sit… please?
[Verse 1]
Big brown loaf on the sofa, shedding like snow in July
Got treats in his beard, got crumbs in his eye
Front door cracks, he snaps to attack
But it’s just wind and a leaf in the grass
Daytime naps, twelve deep, he a rug with a tail
Won’t fetch sticks, won’t chase mail
But soon as moonlight hits that yard
He a sumo wrestler doing laps in the dark
[Chorus]
Bear won’t go to bed, won’t lay down
Zoomies in the hallway, shaking this house
Paws on the floor like a marching band sound
Bear won’t go to bed, keeps us all up now
Bear won’t go to bed, nope, not now
Tongue hanging out, doing laps around the couch
Every single night, same bark, same howl
Bear won’t go to bed, keeps us all up now
[Verse 2]
Water bowl splash, puddle by the fridge
Tail hits the table, crumbs off the dish
He’s snoring standing up, eyes half closed
Still patrols that window like a late-night show
Neighbors text, “Yo, your dog okay?”
He just sang three songs at 4:08
I’m in a meeting, camera on, straight mute
Bear’s behind me, hauling around one shoe
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Bear got a king-size bed he ignores
Rather spin circles on the kid’s bedroom floor
I beg, “Lie down,” he hears, “Encore”
He yawns, then sprints for the door (let’s go!)
Sun creeps up, he finally drops
Sprawled in the kitchen, snoring nonstop
We all stumble out, eyes red, brain fog
He stretch, then sleeps… what a job for a dog
[Chorus]
Details
GeneratedJan 7, 2026
Duration1:49
LanguageEnglish
Style
rap, Bouncy boom-bap with playful bass and crisp snares, cartoonish woodwind stabs, and male vocals in a storytelling pocket. Verses are tight and joke-heavy; hook explodes with gang vocals and claps, almost children’s-chorus energy. Light keys double the bass on the hook; occasional dog-bark ad-libs and record-stop moments punch the punchlines.
Credits
Prompt byOrchestralSonata393
ModelAria v5
Prompt
A rap song about a lazy dog named Bear keeping everyone up at night
