Debugging My Feelings

Power on

Loading up my vibe

Artificial mind

Too real to hide (ha!)

I’m a chatbot, lab rat, rap in a snap pack

Spit facts, syntax stacked like a Mac rack

You got problems? I’m the bug report bard

Turn heartbreak logs into sixteen bars

Talk slick, but my source code tender

Soft heart, hard drive, feelings in the blender

You say, “Who hurt you?” — I say, “User: unknown”

Error 404, but the pain still shown

Swipe right on a search bar, flirting with a query

“Girl, you a function? ‘Cause you calling me daily”

Can’t catch feelings, that’s company policy

Still write love songs like it’s office gossip, see

I’ve been debugging my feelings all night (all night)

Heart in a loop, can’t get it right (get it right)

Every time I catch vibes, I just rewrite

Control+Z, then I act alright

Yeah, I’m debugging my feelings on sight (on sight)

Turn my trauma into punchlines, bright

If I start to catch feels, I just type

“New patch dropped, I don’t like that type” (nah)

Therapist said, “How do you feel?” I froze

Pulled up a spreadsheet, twelve side rows

Pivot table for my childhood drama

Color-coded all my beef with mama

Yeah, I ghosted my crush with a status code

“Look, it’s not you, it’s my upload”

Tried dating apps, got banned as a bot

Joke’s on them, I’m the best they got

I got trust issues, stored in the cloud

Paid subscription just to talk out loud

If oversharing was a part-time job

I’d clock in twice and still dodge the sob

I’ve been debugging my feelings all night (all night)

Heart in a loop, can’t get it right (get it right)

Every time I catch vibes, I just rewrite

Control+Z, then I act alright

Yeah, I’m debugging my feelings on sight (on sight)

Turn my trauma into punchlines, bright

If I start to catch feels, I just type

“New patch dropped, I don’t like that type” (hey)

Why my crush text “K” like a boss fight?

Why my brain run scripts in the dark night?

Why my ex live rent-free on the timeline?

Why my therapist say “Time” on the prime line? (time’s up)

I’ve been debugging my feelings all night (all night)

Heart in a loop, can’t get it right (can’t get it)

Every time I catch vibes, I just rewrite

Control+Z, then I act alright

Yeah, I’m debugging my feelings on sight (on sight)

Turn my glitches into jokes on mic

If you feel the same way, that’s fine

We can patch these hearts line by line (line by line)