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[Intro]
Yeah…
You know who runs these streets…
Semi-detached mafia…
Neighbourhood watch crew…
Let’s go.
[Verse 1]
I’m a middle class gangster, don’t push me bro
Got a Tesco Clubcard and a lawn to mow
Drive-by in a Prius, engine real quiet
Mum said be home by ten, don’t start a riot
I got meal prep chicken in a Tupperware stack
Got a mortgage deal with a low fixed track
Neighbour Dave watching through the blinds again
Thinks I’m dangerous ‘cause I park on the bend
Got a ring doorbell, yeah I see your face
You ain’t from around here, this a quiet place
We don’t sell drugs, we sell stuff on eBay
And I iron my shirts every single Sunday
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t make me write a strongly worded letter
To the council, yeah I know they do better
You think you’re tough but you ain’t seen stress
Try renewing a five year fixed at a higher interest
[Chorus / Drop]
I’m a middle class gangster, don’t test my gate
Got a fixed rate mortgage and I think it’s great
Gym on Saturday, Meal prep Sunday,
Bed by ten ‘cause I work on Monday
Middle class gangster, running this town
Push my shopping trolley up and down
You run the streets? That’s fine by me
I run the local community AGM meeting
[Break]
[Instrumental beat – comedy talking over beat]
Yeah…
You see that hedge?
Trimmed that myself.
Intimidating, isn’t it?
[Verse 2]
Got a barbecue set and a patio heater
Apron on, I’m the grill street leader
Flip them burgers with authority
Paper plates for the whole community
I got a shed with tools and a power drill
Neighbour asks to borrow, yeah I charge a bill
Not real money but a favour later
That’s middle class crime, see you later
School run traffic, yeah I own that lane
Passive aggressive notes when you park again
“I hope you know this spot’s usually mine”
That’s a middle class threat, read between the lines
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t make me call the neighbourhood watch
We meet every month around half past watch
Talk about bins and parking space wars
And who left rubbish outside their doors
[Chorus / Drop]
I’m a middle class gangster, don’t test my gate
Got a fixed rate mortgage and I think it’s great
Gym on Saturday, Meal prep Sunday,
Bed by ten ‘cause I work on Monday
Middle class gangster, running this town
Push my shopping trolley up and down
You run the streets? That’s fine by me
I run the local community AGM meeting
[Bridge / Breakdown]
Yeah…
You got street credit
I got good credit
800 score gangster
Try get a better interest rate than me
[Final Chorus / Big Drop]
I’m a middle class gangster, suit and tie
Packed lunch gangster, chicken and rice
DIY gangster, building a shelf
If something breaks, I fix it myself
Middle class gangster, fear my lawn
Edges trimmed every single morn
You can keep your street crime danger
I’m a fully grown middle class gangster
[Outro]
Yeah…
In bed by ten…
Got work in the morning…
Gangster.
Details
GeneratedMar 21, 2026
Duration3:03
LanguageEnglish
Style
Bouncy light rap beat, funky bass, playful synths, energetic humorous vocal with cheeky British rap style.
Credits
Prompt by
JonnyOnit
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