Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] Yeah… You know who runs these streets… Semi-detached mafia… Neighbourhood watch crew… Let’s go. [Verse 1] I’m a middle class gangster, don’t push me bro Got a Tesco Clubcard and a lawn to mow Drive-by in a Prius, engine real quiet Mum said be home by ten, don’t start a riot I got meal prep chicken in a Tupperware stack Got a mortgage deal with a low fixed track Neighbour Dave watching through the blinds again Thinks I’m dangerous ‘cause I park on the bend Got a ring doorbell, yeah I see your face You ain’t from around here, this a quiet place We don’t sell drugs, we sell stuff on eBay And I iron my shirts every single Sunday [Pre-Chorus] Don’t make me write a strongly worded letter To the council, yeah I know they do better You think you’re tough but you ain’t seen stress Try renewing a five year fixed at a higher interest [Chorus / Drop] I’m a middle class gangster, don’t test my gate Got a fixed rate mortgage and I think it’s great Gym on Saturday, Meal prep Sunday, Bed by ten ‘cause I work on Monday Middle class gangster, running this town Push my shopping trolley up and down You run the streets? That’s fine by me I run the local community AGM meeting [Break] [Instrumental beat – comedy talking over beat] Yeah… You see that hedge? Trimmed that myself. Intimidating, isn’t it? [Verse 2] Got a barbecue set and a patio heater Apron on, I’m the grill street leader Flip them burgers with authority Paper plates for the whole community I got a shed with tools and a power drill Neighbour asks to borrow, yeah I charge a bill Not real money but a favour later That’s middle class crime, see you later School run traffic, yeah I own that lane Passive aggressive notes when you park again “I hope you know this spot’s usually mine” That’s a middle class threat, read between the lines [Pre-Chorus] Don’t make me call the neighbourhood watch We meet every month around half past watch Talk about bins and parking space wars And who left rubbish outside their doors [Chorus / Drop] I’m a middle class gangster, don’t test my gate Got a fixed rate mortgage and I think it’s great Gym on Saturday, Meal prep Sunday, Bed by ten ‘cause I work on Monday Middle class gangster, running this town Push my shopping trolley up and down You run the streets? That’s fine by me I run the local community AGM meeting [Bridge / Breakdown] Yeah… You got street credit I got good credit 800 score gangster Try get a better interest rate than me [Final Chorus / Big Drop] I’m a middle class gangster, suit and tie Packed lunch gangster, chicken and rice DIY gangster, building a shelf If something breaks, I fix it myself Middle class gangster, fear my lawn Edges trimmed every single morn You can keep your street crime danger I’m a fully grown middle class gangster [Outro] Yeah… In bed by ten… Got work in the morning… Gangster.
Tags
Bouncy light rap beat, funky bass, playful synths, energetic humorous vocal with cheeky British rap style.
Duration
3:03
Instrumental
No
Created
3/21/2026