My Bracket’s Busted

[Intro]
Yeah
Print it out, hang it up
Ripped it down by lunch (ha)
Listen
[Verse 1]
Had the cash app chat talkin’ big all week
Said I studied all the stats, I’ma be that geek
Clicked submit on the sheet, felt like number one
By the second set of games, man my bracket done
Missed every upset, every sleeper pick
Grandma pickin’ mascots got me lookin’ sick
I was talkin’ ‘bout “chalk, this a easy run”
By the first buzzer, all my picks were done (sheesh)
[Chorus]
My bracket’s busted, dusted, gone
Thought I was right, I was dead-ass wrong
Had a sure thing, now I’m just for fun
I didn’t see Tennessee going on that run
My bracket’s busted, torn in half
Now I’m here for the memes and laughs
Ain’t winnin’ money, but I still look smug
‘Cause at least Duke lost to UConn (ay, that’s tough)
[Verse 2]
Office pool, group chat, talkin’ like a scout
Now I’m hidin’ from the boss, I don’t wanna talk it out
Friend said “parlay,” I said “say less bro”
Now he on a beach, I’m in bracket jail, woe
Had ‘em goin’ to the dance, then they danced on me
Every double-digit seed turned into a dynasty
Got the high seeds fallin’ like confetti from the rafters
All I got left is these screenshots, laughter (ha)
[Chorus]
My bracket’s busted, dusted, gone
Thought I was right, I was dead-ass wrong
Had a sure thing, now I’m just for fun
I didn’t see Tennessee going on that run
My bracket’s busted, torn in half
Now I’m here for the memes and laughs
Ain’t winnin’ money, but I still look smug
‘Cause at least Duke lost to UConn (say it again)
[Bridge]
[Beat drops to bass and claps]
Group chat roastin’ me (roast)
They ain’t gotta know I’m free (shh)
No more stressin’ who will win
I’m just yellin’ “hit that three!” (pull up)
[Beat slams back in]
I’ma toast to the chaos, toast to the fun
Toast to every busted bracket under the sun
[Chorus]
My bracket’s busted, dusted, gone
Thought I was right, I was dead-ass wrong
Had a sure thing, now I’m just for fun
I didn’t see Tennessee going on that run
My bracket’s busted, torn in half
Now I’m here for the memes and laughs
I won’t win nothing, but I still shrug
‘Cause at least Duke lost to UConn (oh yeah)

rap, Playful college-party rap beat, swinging drums, bouncy 808s, and bright brass stabs. Male vocals with a smirking, conversational flow; ad-libs punctuate punchlines. Hook hits big with stacked group chants, verses stay nimble and percussive. Occasional crowd shouts and record-stop drops to sell the jokes and twists.