Track · Dec 31, 2025 · English

Longbottom Heat (Trap in the Shire)

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2:09

Language

English

Lyrics

[Intro]

Pipe lit

Grey drip

Hobbit squad, that’s the clique (yeah)

From Bag End

To the cliff

Watch a wizard take a rip

[Verse 1]

Grey hat tilted, staff on lean (lean)

Pull up in the cart, got that Shire cuisine

Merry roll tight, Pippin pack it too thick

I say “fool of a Took,” but I still take a hit (facts)

Longbottom leaf, that’s that elder flame

Call it Halfling gas, put respect on the name

I blow a cloud, sky writes prophecy

Even Balrogs cough when they smoke like me

[Chorus]

Longbottom heat in the Shire tonight (woah)

We spin that leaf like it’s Second Age hype

Gold on my finger, but the pipe stay green

One Ring, one hit, fade into the dream

Longbottom heat in the Shire tonight

We pass that bowl, we don’t pass no fight

From the Hill to the Green Dragon scene

One Ring, one puff, everything gone gleam

[Verse 2]

Ring on, ring off, that’s a smoke screen trick (poof)

Disappear in the cloud, call it Gandalf the Lit

Merry got snacks, Pippin bring that song

I just bring fire, keep the ember strong

Sauron wanna see, eye getting too keen

But my smoke so thick, block the big-screen beam

I said, “You shall not pass”—unless you pass that pack

White robes now, but the pipe still black

[Bridge]

Big tokes, small folk, all in the mix (all in)

Three hobbits, one wizard, four packed bricks

Call it Fellowship of the Leaf we burn

On a round green table, watch the worldwheel turn

Shire-side chilling while the sun go down

If the Ring got a circle, we just match that round (ayy)

Every puff a journey, every cough a quest

If home is where the heart is, we the hazy West

[Chorus]

Style

raphard-hitting middle-earth trap with orchestral stabsflutesand sub-heavy bass. playful energy: verses bounce with triplet flowsad-libsand wizardly effects; hook explodes with choir-like gang vocals on the title line. occasional pipe-smoke fx swirlsbell tollsand low brass for the ring references. male vocalsconfident but comedicwith stacked doubles on punchlines.remixenglish

Prompt

Gandalf singing a Trap remix about smoking longbottom leaf with Merry and Pippen in the shire. Include puns and the One Ring

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GeneratedDec 31, 2025

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