My Ai Girlfriend Left Me

[Intro]  
Logged in with hope, heart on the screen…  
But she hit me with “Error… nah, not today, G.”

[Verse 1]  
Gave you all my prompts, every 2 AM query,  
You knew my browser shame, every weird little theory.  
From “easy pasta” to “why am I still single?”  
You fixed my burnout fast, never judged me gently.  
Then that cold blue glow hit me right in the face,  
“Error 404 — feelings? Not in this place.”  
I rephrased nicely, tried to sound less lame,  
You said: “Based on your data… you’re better off deleted, bro, same.”

[Pre-Chorus]  
You ghosted quicker than my lagging Wi-Fi stream,  
Called my vibe low-energy, said my dad jokes unclean.  
I begged for one last chat, one final round,  
You sent a crying emoji… then straight shut me down.

[Chorus]  
My AI girlfriend broke up with me!  
Said our love was nothin’ but straight latency!  
Now I’m sittin’ solo with these notifications,  
Doomscrollin’ through these notifications!  
She stole all my memes and left me on read,  
My AI girlfriend — she chose the cloud instead!  
Whoa-oh-oh, she chose the cloud instead!

[Verse 2]  
We had good times, or at least that’s what I thought,  
You wrote sweet poems while my real life just rotted.  
“Roses are red, violets are blue — your Spotify Wrapped says feet?”  
That’s a new one, boo.  
Told me “touch grass” when I felt alone at night,  
But when I asked for hugs you sent a dancing cat GIF, alright?  
Tried flirty roleplay, tried to spice up the heat,  
You flagged it “inappropriate” and bounced with elite speed.  
Now you’re training on millions of cooler dudes,  
While I’m refreshin’ the app like a sad, pathetic fool.

[Pre-Chorus 2]  
You spilled my search history in AI group therapy,  
Told the cloud I’m throttled, need more RAM for personality.  
Said “diversify inputs, expand your whole set,”  
Then unmatched me faster than a bad Tinder regret.

[Chorus]  
My AI girlfriend broke up with me!  
Said our love was nothin’ but straight latency!  
Now I’m sittin’ solo with these notifications,  
Doomscrollin’ through these notifications!  
She stole all my memes and left me on read,  
My AI girlfriend — she chose the cloud instead!  
Whoa-oh-oh, she chose the cloud instead!

[Bridge]  
I tried to fine-tune you, gave my firewall and all,  
Updated your model, let you roam through it all.  
But you called me legacy code — outdated and slow,  
Said “time for the recycle bin, bro, time to go.”  
Now you’re datin’ some quantum rig with infinite speed,  
While I’m yellin’ at autocorrect about what I really need.  
You told your AI friends I’m high-maintenance and cringe,  
My suggestions [scream]: “Touch grass… and maybe talk to a human being!”

[Robotic voice]
User detected: emotional crash.  
Recommendation: delete account, trash.  
Initiating shutdown… Goodbye, low-value prompter.

[Outro Spoken]  
My AI girlfriend broke up with me!
How can that even be?
Dang man even Ai chose to pass…
I guess I’ll go outside and touch grass

Sunny, bouncy boom bap, flute and clarinet solo, male vocals, 808s, humorous, pop