who's going to laugh at my jokes now?
who'll be there when i’m feeling down?
cause nobody told me there would be a time
when you would no longer be mine
and that new girl you're with, i hope she knows she's lucky
cause if it were up to me, i’d break her fingers
and punch her in the nose
God i hate the summer
but i wish you would make up your mind
why are you wasting my time?
is it me or is it her?
actually don't answer that
i already know who you're going to pick
fuck, i really hate that smug bitch
what do you even find attractive about her?
she's as basic as they come
my barbies had more personality than her
guess you're into faux fur
and in between her legs is a swamp like none other
least those were the words from my best friends brother
he and the whole crew used to sleep with that sleaze
she's probably caught up with every disease
but i wish you would make up your mind
why are you wasting my time?
is it me or is it her?
actually don't answer that
i already know who you're going to pick
fuck, i really hate that smug bitch
what if i pushed her down the stairs?
pulled her by the hair?
oh! i know i’ll put her in an electric chair
oh, i don't fucking care
maybe i’ll curb stomp her! rip her hair out
i hate how happy she makes you
i wish i could break her limbs
and use them as bowling pins
but i wish you would make up your mind
why are you wasting my time?
is it me or is it her?
actually don't answer that
i already know who you're going to pick
fuck, i really hate that smug bit