[Verse 1 – Soft piano, spotlight on Gary by the bathroom sink]
Oh no… it’s time again…
To say goodbye to what we’ve been.
From deep within, you came to me,
A perfect swirl of symmetry.
I sit and weep upon this bowl,
For you have touched my very soul…
[Chorus – Strings swell]
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Why must I flush you down so soon?
We could have danced beneath the moon.
Just you and me, two hearts, one scent,
Together 'til the plumbing's bent.
We’d walk along the sandy shore,
And you'd say, “Gary, love me more.”
But pipes and shame must tear us apart…
So I flush… with a heavy heart.
[Verse 2 – Building tension, minor key]
The world says you’re just waste and stink,
But I saw art — not what they think!
A sculpture born of beans and pride,
You never tried to hide your side.
I dreamt of holding you so near,
Though hygiene rules make that unclear…
[Bridge – Key change, full orchestra, slow waltz]
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We’d slow dance in the candlelight,
You’d tell me I was your Mr. Right.
They’d all say, “Gary’s lost the plot!”
But true love doesn’t care what's hot… or not.
[Final Chorus – Emotional climax, spotlight fades to blue]
Why must you swirl into the sea?
Why can’t the world just let us be?
You were more than a passing phase—
You were my love… my darkest blaze.
Farewell, my poo, my brave old friend…
I’ll flush… but this is not the end.
[Outro – Whispered]
"I’ll see you in dreams… and maybe… in curry night’s encore."
ChatG