"You Are My Precious, Frodo" (A Love Song by Gandalf) 🎵
(Verse 1)
I saw you standin’ in the Shire, feet so bare and heart so pure,
With that curly little hair — oh Frodo, I was sure.
From Bag End to Mount Doom, I walked the path so wide,
But I only found my treasure when you stood by my side.
(Pre-Chorus)
I fought Balrogs in the fire, rode eagles through the sky,
But your little hobbit giggle makes this wizard sigh.
(Chorus)
You are my precious, no offense to Gollum,
I'd cast a spell just to kiss your column...
Of poetry, of course, nothin’ weird or obscene,
But I still wanna lick that ring — if you know what I mean.
(That magic ring... right?)
(Verse 2)
I blew some smoke ships in the air,
You laughed and said, “You’re quite the pair!”
Me in robes, you in vests — no sword, no crest,
But your bravery still outshines the rest.
(Bridge)
Forget Arwen and forget old Sam,
You're the one who makes my staff go BAM.
I'd face all nine Nazgûl with just my pipe,
If it meant I could hold you through Mordor nights.
(Chorus)
You are my precious, my hobbit delight,
More dazzling than Galadriel in the moonlight.
I’d turn from the White Council, throw away my bling,
Just one little taste... of your sweet, sweet ring.
(Spoken Word – Gandalf Voice)
"Fly, you fools… unless you’re flying straight into my heart, Frodo."
(Outro)
So take my hand, let’s ride to Valinor’s shore,
You’ve got what Sauron was lookin’ for.
One ring to rule my heart, no need to fight —
'Cause you, Frodo Baggins… are my light.
🎻 [Harp flourish. Fade into mist.]
Let me
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