

Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) Flashback, ninety-something, little bitty knee-high Down in Puerto Rico underneath the tropical sky Visiting Abuela, yeah, the food was hitting right But the backyard danger kept me up at night. See, I was a mischievous kid, I liked to poke the bear Or poke the hen, rather, threw some pebbles in the air Thinking I was the king of the coop, running the block Until one angry Mama decided to stop the clock. She had a red comb, eyes black as a hole Looking at my soul like she wanted complete control I poked her once, she didn't flinch, she just stared The "Pecker of Death" was loaded, locked, and prepared. She let out a squawk that sounded like a war cry Came running at my ankles, man, I thought I was gonna die! I’m screaming "Mami! Mami! Save me from the beast!" I don’t wanna be the main course at the poultry feast! Dust kicking up, I’m sprinting through the dirt Scared of a bird in a oversized t-shirt! (Chorus) I got chased by a chicken, man, I hit the gas Feathers flying everywhere, hauling my… bass! Zero to sixty when the beak comes down Fastest thing moving in this whole dang town. It ain’t about the size of the dog in the fight It’s about a three-pound bird giving you a fright. Yeah, chased by a chicken, don’t you laugh at me That’s top-tier barnyard security! (Verse 2) Fast forward twenty years, now I’m grown and tall Living in the States, thinking I had seen it all Down in Sanford, Florida, rural side of the tracks Just walking with the wifey, trying to relax. Passed a wire fence, old farm, quiet place Then I saw a familiar demon stare me in the face Another chicken, mean-mugging, standing by the gate Looking at us like she controlled our fate. Now, full disclosure, and this might be the reason We had KFC last night, extra herbs and seasoning She smelled the Colonel Sanders on my breath, I swear She wanted vengeance for her ancestors right then and there! She lowered her head, wings out like a jet The scariest nugget that I ever met She charged the fence line, man, we didn’t wait around My wife screamed "Run!" and we tore up the ground! Back to the whip, fumbling with the keys While that dinosaur bird was snapping at our knees We jumped inside, locked the door, safe and sound I looked out the window as she held her ground. She looked me in the eye, gave a little cluck Lifted one wing up—I swear she didn't give a… pluck. She flipped me the bird with a primary feather Man, birds and me just don't go together! (Chorus) I got chased by a chicken, man, I hit the gas Feathers flying everywhere, hauling my… bass! Zero to sixty when the beak comes down Fastest thing moving in this whole dang town. It ain’t about the size of the dog in the fight It’s about a three-pound bird giving you a fright. Yeah, chased by a chicken, don’t you laugh at me That’s top-tier barnyard security!
Tags
Country, pop, rap
2:52
No
12/5/2025