[Intro]
Pull up on Portage
Already pissed off
Blinker been broken
Now you cuttin’ me off (hey!)
[Verse 1]
Hit the ring road, ice cold, tires slidein’ out
You tailgate my bumper while you text and you pout
Change lanes, no look, man, you livin’ on luck
Every four-way stop, y’all just mash it and gun
Snow banks higher than your lifted truck
Can’t see a damn thing but you still press your luck
You blow through red lights like you chasin’ clout
Flip me off and I’ll knock you out (what!)
[Chorus]
Winnipeg drivers, they fuckin’ suck
Dodge the pothole, pray you don’t get stuck
Slide through slush, wheels spinnin’ around
You flip me off and I’ll knock you out
Winnipeg drivers, wildin’ out
Snow banks tall and everybody proud
Hit that rut, whole truck bounce
You flip me off and I’ll knock you out (hey!)
[Verse 2]
Downtown crawl, see the salt on the chrome
Dude parked half-sideways, takin’ two full zones
Buddy in a beater doin’ eighty in a whiteout
High beams on, tryna blind the whole town
Signal left, then you swing to the right
Blockin’ both lanes just to turn in at Mike’s
You honk like crazy while I fishtail out
Flip me off and I’ll knock you out (yeah!)
[Chorus]
Winnipeg drivers, they fuckin’ suck
Dodge the pothole, pray you don’t get stuck
Slide through slush, wheels spinnin’ around
You flip me off and I’ll knock you out
Winnipeg drivers, wildin’ out
Snow banks tall and everybody proud
Hit that rut, whole truck bounce
You flip me off and I’ll knock you out (knock you out)
[Bridge]
Black ice, back roads, heart in my throat
One hand on the wheel, one hand on my coat (woo)
If I make it home, I’ma scream real loud
How’s any one of y’all still allowed?
[Chorus]
Winnipeg drivers, they fuckin’ suck
Dodge the pothole, pray you don’t get stuck
Slide through slush, wheels spinnin’ around
You flip me off and I’ll knock you out
Winnipeg drivers, wildin’ out
Snow banks tall and everybody proud
Hit that rut, whole truck bounce
You flip me off and I’ll knock you out (hey!)
You flip me off and I’ll knock you out