Lukehanna2

Hannah I'm gonna be late to pick you up hunnybunch. I've been pulled by the police and they are trying to say I'm a cross dresser because my car smells of your perfume and your lipstick was in my glove box.

For fuck sake Luke tell them to fuck off I bet they go home and wear their wives clothes just like you do when you come to my house.

I know babe it's just protocol, they are cracking Down on it because Muslim men have been wearing their wife's hijabs and driving round doing drive buys. Then throwing their wife under the bus when they get caught.

Well you better not throw me under the bus Luke. I'm sick of this. When was the last time you bought me Ben and Jerry's ice cream, and when u remembered to it had melted by the time u got here. Your out of order. Make sure they don't sieze my lipstick. It was expensive.

Too late babe. PC patell said its illegal to carry it in a vehicle. He is so weird he stole your knickers last time he pulled us over.

He is a pervert he shouldn't be a police officer he abuses his authority. Can't believe he made you do a sobriety test when you don't drink. He couldn't smell alcohol at all and all I could smell was cock on his breath.

I know babe but he has the upper hand but he doesn't know where you live I told him you was my sister so he found out my sisters address and went round pestering her. He got more than he bargained for because she stepped out of her house and round house kicked him down the garden path.

Good girl. Who wants that creep flashing his special officer doofy badge at them. Making the street look untidy. Next time I'm there and he pulls us I'm gonna spray perfume in his eyes.

Oh Hannah that's why I love you