Santa On Viagra

Chimney’s clogged,sleigh parked,reindeer tired as hell,Santa popped a pill, now his jingle got a brand-new swell Boots clickin’ like spurs,in a fur-trimmed coat,He’s struttin’ down the block with a sack and a gloat Got PlayStations, X-boxes, tablets in the pack But he ain’t droppin’ nothin’ if y’all don’t hit the sack Eyes wide,y’all peekin’,better close ‘em tight, Santa’s Viagra swag Mommas kissing Santa to night gonna haunt y'all all night Yeah y'all's momma gets a package to

Santa on Viagra,comin’through,If you want them gadgets, better snooze, it’s true Nappy-headed kids don’t make a peep,‘Cause Santa on Viagra got deliveries to keep.He slid down the chimney, but the fit was too snug,Popped that blue magic, now he’s bustin’ with love.Cookies on the counter, milk in the glass,he’s got one thing on his mind—gettin’ there fast.Elves in the workshop,whisperin’ in the back,“He’s got more energy than a sleigh fulla snacks.”Rudolph rollin’ eyes,Mrs. Claus sippin’ tea, she knows her toy box is getting stuffed tonight"wait up for me, baby, I got gift for you to,Santa on Viagra,comin’ through,kiddos you want them gadgets,better snooze,it’s true.

Nappy-headed kids,don’t make a peep,

‘Cause Santa on Viagra’s got a deliverie to keep.

Santa on Viagra, I ain't slowin' my sleigh,

Reindeer double-timin', headed her way.

Got a sack full of secrets,more than just toys,

Mommas lookin' nervous can't wait for Santa to deliver,she's been waiting to unwrap Santa's gift all day

Cookies on the counter,milk ice-cold,

I'm checkin’ momma’s list—naughty or bold.

Y’all nappy-headed kids better hit the sheets,

Or Santa might catch you with his jingle beat.

Santa's on the move,better shut it down,

got the whole world talkin’ in your town.

Mommas been bad,that's good she knows what's gonna on tonight,So get your ass's to bed and turn out them lights,Chimney shimmy, slippin’ slick like oil,

Boots on the carpet, I'm startin’ to boil.

Sleigh bells ringin',but it ain't no sound,

Santa’s in the kitchen,layin’ moves profound.

Granny in the corner,clutchin' her pearls,

Momma’s in the mirror,fixin’her curls.Santa coming through with a thick ham leg,Santa’s takin’ notes with a naughty not nice list,got a big surprise for your momma in my bag.Chimney's tight, but Santa ain't stressed,Viagra in his pocket,he's feelin' his best.

Reindeer parked, sleigh on the roof,

Boots hit the shingles,steady and smooth.

Stockin' stuffers in hand,North Pole's finest,

Swagger so thick,call me your highness.

Santa's got that pep in his step,

Comin' down the chimney, no regrets.

Y'all want PlayStations,tablets,iPhones too?

Then Take your nappy-headed ass's to sleep,

Y'all's Mommas deserve a gift to,

Candy cane swingin',belt buckle gleamin', Close y'all's eyes an start dreaming

Cookies on the counter,milk in the cup,

Santa's energy's high,y'all better catch up

take y'all's nappy headed ass's to sleep,Santa on Viagra laying it down to Momma under the Christmas tree tonight ,ho ho ho kiddos go to bed