My Earnhardt Shirt

I saw you standing there from across the bar

Daisy dukes, braided hair, and a push up bra

It took all my will to play it cool

I couldn't concentrate on my game of pool

It had been half a year since she left

And she got the half of me that was my best

I wasn't sure I could get back in the saddle

But then I saw your adam's apple

It might not be PC

It might be crude

But it feels a bit safer

when she's a dude

She'll understand

the shit I been through

Cause she's a man

and I am too

Well I moseyed over to say hello

And my buddies said it was time to go

But I knew at first sight, from the start

that you had the tool to fix my heart

It might not be PC

It might be crude

But it feels a bit safer

when she's a dude

She'll understand

the shit I been through

Cause she's a man

and I am too

Well we had a few drinks and then a few more

And then you and I walked out the door

And that was about the last thing that I knew

Until just now waking up with you

It might not be PC

It might be crude

But it feels a bit safer

since you're a dude

You'll understand

the shit I been through

Cause you're a man

and I am too

Are you sore like I am this morning

No, I gotta pee, I'm not horny

Where are my boots I gotta get to work

Why are you wearing my Earnhardt shirt

I'm sorry bro I gotta go

Not sure about last night but I know

This is a morning...I'll never...forget