[Verse]
Well, it's just me and old Jake tonight,
Both our ladies took a flight.
She left a note and one last glare,
Guess she'll find someone else to care.
[Verse 2]
Now it's whiskey straight, no ice,
Jake's just chewin' on some mice.
We’re two lost souls without a clue,
Drowning our sorrows in a brew.
[Chorus]
Whiskey and a wag, that's all we got,
Two bachelors, both shot.
She took my keys and my pride,
And Jake's gal just up and died.
[Verse 3]
Hot stove's cold, ain't no stew,
Jake and I, we make do.
Got a few bones, leftover steak,
And a couple of regrets for our heartache.
[Verse 4]
Well, he howls at the moon, I join in,
Two poor souls, soaked in gin.
Figured it’s better just to laugh,
At the irony of our sorry path.
[Chorus]
Whiskey and a wag, that's all we got,
Two bachelors, both shot.
She took my keys and my pride,
And Jake's gal just up and died.