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Lyrics
[Intro]
"Party tonight!" they scream
I clock in, dying inside
[low vocal register]
Sombreros, selfies, fake accents
Tip jar's empty, yet I still smile
[Verse 1]
Host yells "Amigo!" at strangers
Manager calls me "compa" too
Kitchen's yelling orders in Spanglish
All of them land on me, not you
Hot plate burning through my fingers
"Careful, it's caliente" line
Birthday song for the fifth table
I wish that tequila was mine
[Chorus]
I hate this Mexican restaurant
Hate the way they shout "olé!" on cue
Hate the chips all over this floor
And the spilled green sauce in my shoe
If I hear one more "más queso"
One more margarita "on the side"
I hate this Mexican restaurant
But I'm stuck on this salsa ride
[Verse 2]
Influencer at seven wants "aesthetic"
Moves the beans, then sends it back
Kids turn tortillas into Frisbees
I dodge them like an anxiety attack (hey)
"Is it gluten free? Is it vegan?"
Ma'am, it's literally fried
You filmed the whole meal on your phone
But the tip somehow just... died
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals]
They clap off beat to the trumpet
Snap their pics with their neon drinks
Ask for my "real" guacamole recipe
Like my grandma's a kitchen link
[crescendo]
I dream of an office with silence
A desk, a plant, a broken chair
Anywhere I'm not singing "feliz cumpleaños"
To a guy who just spilled his beer
[Chorus]
Details
GeneratedJan 9, 2026
Duration1:52
LanguageEnglish
Style
rap, High-energy mariachi-trap fusion, male vocals. Bright trumpets and staccato violins stab over a hard, bouncy trap groove; verse 1 tight and comedic with close-mic'd vocal, ad-libs, and rapid-fire hi-hats. Chorus explodes with gang vocals, layered shouts, and big horn lines answering the hook. Short bridge strips to bass, claps, and a single muted trumpet before final chorus hits with extra harmonies and crowd chants., mariachi
Credits
Prompt byEpicLoop876
ModelAria v5
Prompt
A song about a waiter at a Mexican restaurant who hates everything about Mexican restaurants.
Mariachi music with a trap beat.
