Woke up this morning, thought I’d feel alright,
Chowed down on tacos in the neon light,
But my stomach’s rumbling like a runaway train,
Can’t ignore the gurgles, now I’m feeling pain.
I rushed to the bathroom, but it was too late,
Gotta find an exit, couldn’t seal my fate,
The street’s my stage, it’s a wild parade,
Here comes the chaos, sheet metal dismay!
I pooped my pants and peed my butt,
Running through the town, feels like I'm in a rut,
Diarrhea dilemmas, they won't let me be,
This town’s my witness to my messy spree!
Jogging down Main Street, wearing a frown,
People are staring, but I’m wearing brown,
A splash of embarrassment, it’s a sight to behold,
This pop-metal anthem’s screaming bold!
Fast food and caffeine, my wicked delight,
Now I’m in battle, but this fight’s not right,
Caught in the rush, can’t escape the fate,
A slip and a slide, oh man, it's first-rate!
I pooped my pants and peed my butt,
Running through the town, feels like I'm in a rut,
Diarrhea dilemmas, they won't let me be,
This town’s my witness to my messy spree!
Oh, the world keeps spinning, as I sprint and whirl,
A symphony of laughter, it’s a poop-filled twirl,
Into the bushes, where I try to hide,
But the giggles surround me, it’s a wild ride!
Market square’s crowded, I’m the main act,
With every step forward, I feel the attack,
Shame on my face, but I’m owning the plight,
Can’t stop the rhythm, gotta dance through the night!
I pooped my pants and peed my butt,
Running through the town, feels like I'm in a rut,
Diarrhea dilemmas, they won't let me be,
This town’s my witness to my messy spree!
So here’s to the moments that make us all real,
In laughter and chaos, let’s find the appeal,
When life goes downhill, just embrace the scene,
We’ll dance in our troubles, living wild and free!
