Brass Tactics and Rounds

My name is LadyKelkat

Not Bob Lee Swagger

Yet I can shoot any gun

And can carry a dagger

Where's the fun in a bulls eye

When you can try to remove it

Brass tactics and rounds

Shooting all the way round shit

Hey there, little miss

Wanna come shoot my big gun

Would have if I was single

But there's a paper ball & chain, hun

I was tempted to go shoot it

It looked like a great time

Big gun, big scope, big trigger

Instead, it'll go in this rhyme.

D N R ranger took one look

At my paper target and said

young lady , if that was a bad guy

He'd surely be dead!

Brass tactics and rounds

Brass casings flying around

My youngest daughter laughing

As they all hit the ground

Just us ladies, and our tea

And of course, firearms

In case some psycho Thinks

He might wanna cause harm

One for the heart

Two for the head

Three in the groin

you can't walk if you're dead

Have the day you deserve

Don't judge a book by its cover

Some are hidden in plain sight

Like, a mirror ordinary mother