Brass Tactics and Rounds

My name is LadyKelkat
Not Bob Lee Swagger
Yet I can shoot any gun
And can carry a dagger

Where's the fun in a bulls eye
When you can try to remove it
Brass tactics and rounds
Shooting all the way round shit

Hey there, little miss
Wanna come shoot my big gun
Would have if I was single
But there's a paper ball & chain, hun

I was tempted to go shoot it
It looked like a great time
Big gun, big scope, big trigger
Instead, it'll go in this  rhyme.

D N R ranger took one  look
At my paper target and said
young lady , if that was a bad guy
He'd surely be dead!

Brass tactics and rounds
Brass casings flying around
My youngest daughter laughing
As they all hit the ground

Just us ladies, and our tea
And of course, firearms
In case some psycho Thinks
He might wanna cause harm

One for the heart
Two for the head
Three in the groin
you can't walk if you're dead

Have the day you deserve
Don't judge a book by its cover
Some are hidden in plain sight
Like, a mirror ordinary mother

female, rap