Merry Ligmas Rap

Litmus is my favourite time of the year,

Spread my legs with Ligmas cheer.

It’s the season for santas sack.

But if I lived in a doorway I’d be smoking crack.

Ladies gonna love a liga licks lick aligmas.

Hanging my balls on the tree like Christmas.

My name is Ligma, but people call me DAVE!!!!

If you wanna ligma balls, you’ve got to give them a shave.

Ah ah yeh yeh Christmas

Christmas is the time for me,

Hanging my lickmas underneath mah tree.

We wish you a merry Ligmas and a crappy new year.

We hope you have a merry ligmas and Santa empties his sack under your tree