Candy Land Victory Lap

[Intro]
(haha…)
Heh… heh-heh… (ahh!)
Sticky streets still stained from last night
Peppermint ribs in the moonlight
Candy-coated bones in a gumdrop pile
I count 'em up, then I
[Chorus]
Laugh at the bodies Candy Land swallowed (ha!)
Every sweet scream echo in my jaw, I wallow (mwahaha)
This a victory lap, we chew 'em, spit the wrappers
Mr. Mint, Bubblegum Queen
We the happily ever afters (ha-ha-ha)
[Verse 1]
Mr. Mint:
Cherry stains on my mint-axe blade
Name tags stuck in the caramel waves
They begged for a taste, now they stuck in my teeth
I floss with their fate, then I hum as they bleed (hehe)
Bubblegum Queen:
Pink thrones carved from their brittle little hearts
Sugar glass shards, I wear 'em like art
They prayed for escape, but the floor turned to chew
Now every step squeaks out a song about you (mm, chew-chew)
[Chorus]
Laugh at the bodies Candy Land swallowed (oh, they gone)
Every sweet scream echo in my jaw, I wallow (mwahaha)
This a victory lap, we chew 'em, spit the wrappers
Mr. Mint, Bubblegum Queen
We the happily ever afters (ooh, after, after)
[Verse 2]
Mr. Mint:
Tracks in the taffy, they ran, then froze
Jawbreaker suns set slow on their hopes
I sprinkle their names on my ice cream hill
Lick 'em off the stone till the world goes still (ha!)
Bubblegum Queen:
I blow bright bubbles with the air they lost
Pop one, two, three for the final cost
Candy cane crosses line the licorice field
We toast every grave with a sugar-sealed seal (cheers…)
[Bridge]
[beat drops to half-time, distant choir]
Mr. Mint:
Line 'em up, line 'em up
One more spin
Carousel of cavities
Let the feast begin (ha-ha)
Bubblegum Queen:
Did you think this board had a happy end?
Every colored square just a hungry friend
Step by step
You were walking into me
Into us
[Chorus]
Laugh at the bodies Candy Land swallowed (swallowed whole)
Every sweet scream echo in my jaw, I wallow (mwahaha)
This a victory lap, we chew 'em, spit the wrappers
Mr. Mint, Bubblegum Queen
We the happily ever afters
[Outro]
Mr. Mint:
Count the skulls like sprinkles on a sundae (hehe)
Bubblegum Queen:
Blow a kiss, let the red stains run, babe (mwah)
Both:
If you taste that sweet, then you die in my hand
Another fine feast for our Candy Land (ha… ha-ha-ha… MWHAHAHA)

rap, Sinister cinematic trap with booming low-end, detuned music-box bells, and stabbing orchestral hits. Male vocals unhinged and theatrical; female vocals syrupy yet menacing. Evil laughter panned wide, ad-libs dripping with reverb. Hook drops into halftime with distorted 808s; verses ride a skittering hi-hat pattern. Final chorus stacks gang shouts under the duet for a triumphant, villainous climax., male vocals