Earlier this morning I took a trip to the store
I was out of paper and needed some more
I heard a rumblen right before I hit my front door
Thought I just had to toot
till I heard somethin hit the floor
I felt the warmth glide across my leg
And then a stinch hit my nose that smelled like rotten eggs
I Ran to the bathroom all frustrated
Jumped in the shower
But then I started to hyperventilate
My heart was beating so fast I thought I'd have a heart attack
Watching all the mud washing down the drain
Think I'm traumatized will I ever be the same
My back hatch must have lost a couple screws
Cus I was loosing all kinds of goo like my hatch was really loose
I've never even tried doin it that way
so I was some what confused
Please don't tell my boyfriend that my
Hatch is loose
Oh noooo
"What the fuck"
"Did she just say...?"
Hell nah
That bitch is nasty
Everybody keep that hoe away
I jumped out the shower and put on some clean clothes
Threw some shoes on
Then I headed to my front door
To my surprise I heard another rumble
So I ran to the bowl before I had to fumble some more
Splish splash the water made as they started to tumble
I think its clear maybe next time I shouldnt order the double
But I can't help how much I love the way McDonald's cookies crumble
My back hatch must have lost a couple screws
Cus I was loosing all kinds of goo like my hatch was loose
I've never even tried to do it that way
so I was some what confused
Please don't tell my boyfriend that my
Hatch is loose
Oh noooo
"What the fuck"
"Did she just say...?"
That bitch is nasty
Everybody keep that hoe away
Tiffany Luthi 
