Toot hatch

Earlier this morning I took a trip to the store

I was out of paper and needed some more

I heard a rumblen right before I hit my front door

Thought I just had to toot

till I heard somethin hit the floor

I felt the warmth glide across my leg

And then a stinch hit my nose that smelled like rotten eggs

I Ran to the bathroom all frustrated

Jumped in the shower

But then I started to hyperventilate

My heart was beating so fast I thought I'd have a heart attack

Watching all the mud washing down the drain

Think I'm traumatized will I ever be the same

My back hatch must have lost a couple screws

Cus I was loosing all kinds of goo like my hatch was really loose

I've never even tried doin it that way

so I was some what confused

Please don't tell my boyfriend that my

Hatch is loose

Oh noooo

"What the fuck"

"Did she just say...?"

Hell nah

That bitch is nasty

Everybody keep that hoe away

I jumped out the shower and put on some clean clothes

Threw some shoes on

Then I headed to my front door

To my surprise I heard another rumble

So I ran to the bowl before I had to fumble some more

Splish splash the water made as they started to tumble

I think its clear maybe next time I shouldnt order the double

But I can't help how much I love the way McDonald's cookies crumble

My back hatch must have lost a couple screws

Cus I was loosing all kinds of goo like my hatch was loose

I've never even tried to do it that way

so I was some what confused

Please don't tell my boyfriend that my

Hatch is loose

Oh noooo

"What the fuck"

"Did she just say...?"

That bitch is nasty

Everybody keep that hoe away