Bored to Death

I ain’t in this for the fame.

Ain’t in it for the money.

I’m just here… ‘cause I got nothing better to do.

So shut the fuck up.

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I’m the motherfuckin’ strongest, that’s not even a flex,

I end boss fights faster than I send a text.

No drama, no effort, just one clean swing,

And poof—there goes another monster-ass thing.

They call me "One Punch," but that shit gets old,

Can't feel hype when your story’s told.

No rival, no fear, just a silent win,

While the world claps hands, I just yawn again.

I trained so hard, I went bald in the dome,

Now I’m king of a throne I don't even own.

You chase power—I caught it too quick,

Now I’m bored as fuck, and that’s the real shit.

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I'm a hero for fun, but this fun is gone,

Beat gods, beasts, devils—still yawnin' at dawn.

No love, no thrill, no purpose, none,

Just waitin’ on a punch that don't feel like one.

I’m fuckin' bored, bro—what’s left to break?

Tired of savin' clowns for society’s sake.

So I fake a smile, then get back to my run,

'Cause at the end of the day—I’m a hero for fun.

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Yo, fuck your capes, your catchphrases, too,

I don’t need a damn crew just to wreck your zoo.

Class S? Class A? Man, class these nuts,

While y’all debate rankings, I’m causin' gut cuts.

Genos lookin’ up like, “Sensei, you’re God,”

Nah, I’m just a dude who punches too hard.

Can’t even find a sale without a damn fight,

Let me shop in peace, or catch these hands tonight.

I ain't out for praise, or them statues and cheers,

Y’all worship a man who’s bored to tears.

No fear in my bones, no thrill in the win,

I just hope one day I feel shit again.

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I'm a hero for fun, but this fun is fake,

I wreck whole armies just for fuckin' sake.

No plot, no rival, no tension spun,

Just waitin’ on death or a worthy one.

I’m fuckin' bored, bro—what’s left to burn?

Whole world weak, and I’ll never learn.

So I walk alone when the job is done,

‘Cause at the end of the day—I’m a hero for fun.

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...Yep. Saved the day again.

Still bored as fuck.