[Round 1: GOKU]
Yo—
It’s Goku, bitch, I came from the sky,
Saiyan blood boilin’, watch a real god fly.
You bald-headed joke, I fight death and fate,
You just punch one time and call it "great."
You bored, huh? That’s 'cause you basic as fuck,
A whole ass anime and still nobody give a fuck.
I fought gods, titans, ripped time in half,
You punch mosquitoes and take bubble baths.
You wear a cape and gloves like a Dollar Tree hoe,
My aura alone make the whole planet glow.
Ultra Instinct, bitch—I move with the wind,
You couldn’t scratch Jiren, let alone win.
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[Round 1: SAITAMA]
Oh damn, Kakarot talkin' all brave,
But this dumbass died like every arc he gave.
"Oooh I need a Senzu!" Bitch, shut the fuck up,
You been saved more times than your punk-ass son.
You scream for ten episodes, I yawn and blink,
Still end whole planets without even think.
You train with gods? I did pushups, squats,
Still hit harder than your Super Saiyan thoughts.
You dress like a fuckin’ rave lightstick, clown,
Every form got colors but you still gettin' clowned.
Gohan got more drip, Vegeta got more balls,
You're a glorified hobo who loves to brawl.
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[Round 2: GOKU]
I’m the main event, you the comic relief,
You fight vaccine men—I fight galactic grief.
You flexin’ pushups? Bro, that’s child’s play,
I trained in 1000X gravity every damn day.
You got fans? Cool. I got a fuckin’ cult,
You just one punch—I’m the lightning bolt.
When I spit, it’s destruction, my bars go divine,
You still shoppin’ sales with that Aldi-ass line.
Goku Black had more edge than you’ll ever earn,
And that was just me in a bad wig takin’ a turn.
Call me Kakarot, bitch, and bow to the GOAT,
I’ll leave you starin’ like “OK” with a crushed throat.
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[Round 2: SAITAMA]
You think power levels make you hard as steel?
I sneeze and reset what you call a big deal.
You chase fights like a bitch chasin’ clout,
I swing once—BOOM—fade the fuck out.
Ultra Instinct? Shit, I nap in that mode,
Your final forms look like a Pride float show.
You need a team, a squad, a wish, and a god,
I just roll outta bed and leave worlds flawed.
Chi-Chi don’t want you, she just want peace,
'Cause your dumbass always chasin’ new beefs.
While you scream “Kamehameha” in the air,
I’ll slap your spiky hair into multiverse despair.
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[Final Words – GOKU & SAITAMA BACK TO BACK]
GOKU:
Say my name, bitch, the Saiyan supreme,
I’ll wreck your clean dome in the next Z scene.
You might be strong, but I’m the hype,
You’re just a meme with a yellow tight.
SAITAMA:
And I’ll still stand bored, unfazed, unmatched,
While your fans debate who gets re-attached.
No forms, no drama, just raw-ass might—
Now suck my punch and sleep tight, night-night.
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