God Fist vs Bald Wrath

Yo—

It’s Goku, bitch, I came from the sky,

Saiyan blood boilin’, watch a real god fly.

You bald-headed joke, I fight death and fate,

You just punch one time and call it "great."

You bored, huh? That’s 'cause you basic as fuck,

A whole ass anime and still nobody give a fuck.

I fought gods, titans, ripped time in half,

You punch mosquitoes and take bubble baths.

You wear a cape and gloves like a Dollar Tree hoe,

My aura alone make the whole planet glow.

Ultra Instinct, bitch—I move with the wind,

You couldn’t scratch Jiren, let alone win.

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Oh damn, Kakarot talkin' all brave,

But this dumbass died like every arc he gave.

"Oooh I need a Senzu!" Bitch, shut the fuck up,

You been saved more times than your punk-ass son.

You scream for ten episodes, I yawn and blink,

Still end whole planets without even think.

You train with gods? I did pushups, squats,

Still hit harder than your Super Saiyan thoughts.

You dress like a fuckin’ rave lightstick, clown,

Every form got colors but you still gettin' clowned.

Gohan got more drip, Vegeta got more balls,

You're a glorified hobo who loves to brawl.

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I’m the main event, you the comic relief,

You fight vaccine men—I fight galactic grief.

You flexin’ pushups? Bro, that’s child’s play,

I trained in 1000X gravity every damn day.

You got fans? Cool. I got a fuckin’ cult,

You just one punch—I’m the lightning bolt.

When I spit, it’s destruction, my bars go divine,

You still shoppin’ sales with that Aldi-ass line.

Goku Black had more edge than you’ll ever earn,

And that was just me in a bad wig takin’ a turn.

Call me Kakarot, bitch, and bow to the GOAT,

I’ll leave you starin’ like “OK” with a crushed throat.

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You think power levels make you hard as steel?

I sneeze and reset what you call a big deal.

You chase fights like a bitch chasin’ clout,

I swing once—BOOM—fade the fuck out.

Ultra Instinct? Shit, I nap in that mode,

Your final forms look like a Pride float show.

You need a team, a squad, a wish, and a god,

I just roll outta bed and leave worlds flawed.

Chi-Chi don’t want you, she just want peace,

'Cause your dumbass always chasin’ new beefs.

While you scream “Kamehameha” in the air,

I’ll slap your spiky hair into multiverse despair.

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GOKU:

Say my name, bitch, the Saiyan supreme,

I’ll wreck your clean dome in the next Z scene.

You might be strong, but I’m the hype,

You’re just a meme with a yellow tight.

SAITAMA:

And I’ll still stand bored, unfazed, unmatched,

While your fans debate who gets re-attached.

No forms, no drama, just raw-ass might—

Now suck my punch and sleep tight, night-night.