Title: Poultry Geometry
[Verse 1]
Went to town for feed and sticks
Told my wife we're buying six
Little coop behind the shed
Couple hens for farm fresh bread
Then I saw chicks in a warming glow
Clerk said two more won't hurt you know
Next thing I know riding home with me
Is a box of accidental poultry
[Pre-Chorus]
I tried to count them yesterday
But numbers don’t behave this way
[Chorus]
Poultry geometry
None of it adds up to me
We planned for six originally
Now there's chickens thirty-three
Trying to hide them from the street
Throwing scratch instead of receipts
Eggs pile up like aftermath
That's the curse of chicken math
[Verse 2]
Buff Orpingtons by the garden gate
Silver Wyandottes looking first-rate
Silkies walking like feathered clouds
Somehow they just keep drawing crowds
Built a coop that held about ten
Now I've somehow got thirty hens
HOA driving slow past the yard
Trying real hard to keep my guard
[Pre-Chorus]
Tried subtraction tried the graph
Still defeated chicken math
[Chorus]
Poultry geometry
None of it adds up to me
We planned for six responsibly
Now there's chickens thirty-three
Trying to hide them by the fence
Neighbors think I've lost my sense
Eggs pile up like aftermath
That's the curse of chicken math
[Verse 3]
HOA man came by today
Said livestock cannot legally stay
I smiled and said there's nothing here
Just garden beds and lawn this year
Right then a Silkie crossed the path
Followed by a feathered aftermath
Thirty hens behind the shed
Clucking loud like they were fed
[Bridge]
Feed store sign says chick days here
That's the thing I always fear
Walk in calm walk out fast
With another feathered class
Every coop I build expands
Like chickens got their own plans
[Final Chorus]
Poultry geometry
None of it adds up to me
We planned for six originally
Now there's chickens thirty-three
Coops appearing in the grass
Living life in chicken math
[Outro]
If the HOA asks what's that sound
Just say the math got out of bounds
SilentPayload