Prompt / Lyrics
Title: Poultry Geometry [Verse 1] Went to town for feed and sticks Told my wife we're buying six Little coop behind the shed Couple hens for farm fresh bread Then I saw chicks in a warming glow Clerk said two more won't hurt you know Next thing I know riding home with me Is a box of accidental poultry [Pre-Chorus] I tried to count them yesterday But numbers don’t behave this way [Chorus] Poultry geometry None of it adds up to me We planned for six originally Now there's chickens thirty-three Trying to hide them from the street Throwing scratch instead of receipts Eggs pile up like aftermath That's the curse of chicken math [Verse 2] Buff Orpingtons by the garden gate Silver Wyandottes looking first-rate Silkies walking like feathered clouds Somehow they just keep drawing crowds Built a coop that held about ten Now I've somehow got thirty hens HOA driving slow past the yard Trying real hard to keep my guard [Pre-Chorus] Tried subtraction tried the graph Still defeated chicken math [Chorus] Poultry geometry None of it adds up to me We planned for six responsibly Now there's chickens thirty-three Trying to hide them by the fence Neighbors think I've lost my sense Eggs pile up like aftermath That's the curse of chicken math [Verse 3] HOA man came by today Said livestock cannot legally stay I smiled and said there's nothing here Just garden beds and lawn this year Right then a Silkie crossed the path Followed by a feathered aftermath Thirty hens behind the shed Clucking loud like they were fed [Bridge] Feed store sign says chick days here That's the thing I always fear Walk in calm walk out fast With another feathered class Every coop I build expands Like chickens got their own plans [Final Chorus] Poultry geometry None of it adds up to me We planned for six originally Now there's chickens thirty-three Coops appearing in the grass Living life in chicken math [Outro] If the HOA asks what's that sound Just say the math got out of bounds
Tags
Funny upbeat country rock, backyard chicken addiction, catchy chant chorus, acoustic guitar, playful storytelling, male
Duration
3:22
Instrumental
No
Created
3/6/2026