

Prompt / Lyrics
Title: Poultry Geometry [Verse 1] Went to town for feed and sticks Told my wife we're buying six Little coop behind the shed Couple hens for farm fresh bread Then I saw chicks in a warming glow Clerk said two more won't hurt you know Next thing I know riding home with me Is a box of accidental poultry [Pre-Chorus] I tried to count them yesterday But numbers don’t behave this way [Chorus] Poultry geometry None of it adds up to me We planned for six originally Now there's chickens thirty-three Trying to hide them from the street Throwing scratch instead of receipts Eggs pile up like aftermath That's the curse of chicken math [Verse 2] Buff Orpingtons by the garden gate Silver Wyandottes looking first-rate Silkies walking like feathered clouds Somehow they just keep drawing crowds Built a coop that held about ten Now I've somehow got thirty hens HOA driving slow past the yard Trying real hard to keep my guard [Pre-Chorus] Tried subtraction tried the graph Still defeated chicken math [Chorus] Poultry geometry None of it adds up to me We planned for six responsibly Now there's chickens thirty-three Trying to hide them by the fence Neighbors think I've lost my sense Eggs pile up like aftermath That's the curse of chicken math [Verse 3] HOA man came by today Said livestock cannot legally stay I smiled and said there's nothing here Just garden beds and lawn this year Right then a Silkie crossed the path Followed by a feathered aftermath Thirty hens behind the shed Clucking loud like they were fed [Bridge] Feed store sign says chick days here That's the thing I always fear Walk in calm walk out fast With another feathered class Every coop I build expands Like chickens got their own plans [Final Chorus] Poultry geometry None of it adds up to me We planned for six originally Now there's chickens thirty-three Coops appearing in the grass Living life in chicken math [Outro] If the HOA asks what's that sound Just say the math got out of bounds
Tags
Funny upbeat country rock, backyard chicken addiction, catchy chant chorus, acoustic guitar, playful storytelling, male
3:22
No
3/6/2026