[Verse 1]
Old man Hank in his recliner throne
Stares at the game on his cracked flip phone
Leans to the side
Lifts one flat
Lets out a trumpet and says
"You can keep that"
[Chorus]
You can keep that
Thanks
I’m good
That little cloud of neighborhood love
You can keep that
Send it right back
Old man tootin’ like a second-hand snack
(you can keep that)
[Verse 2]
Family dinner
Mashed peas
Roast
Grandma’s praying
Hank just boasts
Grins real wide
Like he’s givin’ back
Blows one out and mumbles
"You can keep that"
[Chorus]
You can keep that
I’ll pass
I’ll pass
Wave it away like a bad podcast
You can keep that
No take-backs
Old man tootin’ like a party attack
(you can keep that)
[Bridge]
[Spoken
Half-laughed]
One for the chair
One for the dog
One for the kids
(one clears the fog)
Every single time that he tips his hat
He leaves a little gift like
"You can keep that"
[Chorus]
You can keep that
We all yell back
Hold your breath
Hit the window latch
You can keep that
Signed
In fact
From the legend of the cul-de-sac
Old man Hank in his victory lap
Rips one more and says
"You can keep that"