[Verse]
My car slid on ice now it’s upside down
Wheels to the sky like a circus clown
I call my boss say I’m trapped in a heap
He says “Flip it over man we got deadlines to keep”
[Prechorus]
But boss the snow is deep the tow truck’s stuck
He says “Use your legs you’re in luck”
[Chorus]
I can’t come in I’m frozen out
He says “Grab a shovel what’s that about?”
I’m upside down my world’s a mess
He says “Sounds like you need a new address”
Boss I’m stuck but you don’t care
He says “See you in an hour I’ll save your chair”
[Verse 2]
I called again said my driveway’s a lake
A frozen tundra with no escape
He said “Buddy I got skis to lend
Or do I have to explain the word weekend?”
[Prechorus]
Boss my boots are wet my spirit’s crushed
He says “Bring a mop no need to rush”
[Chorus]
I can’t come in I’m frozen out
He says “Grab a shovel what’s that about?”
I’m upside down my world’s a mess
He says “Sounds like you need a new address”
Boss I’m stuck but you don’t care
He says “See you in an hour I’ll save your chair”