[Verse]
He's got a hat that screams "I'm mysterious"
Shoes so shiny
It's almost delirious
Walking like he knows the secrets of time
But he tripped on a pebble—oh
What a crime
[Chorus]
Man in black
Looking so slick
But his coolness is a magic trick
He’s got swagger
He's got style
Until he slips on a banana pile
[Verse 2]
He orders coffee
Says "make it jet"
Spills it all
And his shirt's upset
A shadowy figure with a clumsy twist
James Bond
But with a grocery list
[Prechorus]
Mysterious
Yes
But here's the fact
He’s the king of falling flat
[Chorus]
Man in black
Looking so slick
But his coolness is a magic trick
He’s got swagger
He's got style
Until he slips on a banana pile
[Bridge]
Undercover? Nah
Just under-prepared
His secret mission? Finding socks that are paired
He’s got gadgets
They beep and they buzz
But his greatest weapon’s a vacuum that sucks