Best Day Ever

[Verse1]
[Suave Lead Male #1 Vocal singing]
Gooooood moooooorning! Wait why in the world am I singing? And who are you?
[Verse2]
[Deep Bass Magical male #2 vocal singing]
Don’t you remember you ask me to turn your life into a musical last night and not very nicely?
[Verse3]
[Suave Lead Male #1 Vocal singing]
I totally don’t remember this but okay. So who are you some magic genie or just a witch?
[Verse4]
[Deep Bass Magical Male #2 vocal singing]
Why yes I am the Genie. Peyton, you’re one smart cookie and a smarty pants.
[Verse5]
[Suave Lead Male #1 Vocal singing]
I wouldn’t say that but it was pretty obvious, Sherlock
So I speak and it turns to singing? No rhyming to make it sound good? What kind of cheap, witchy Genie are you?
[Verse6]
[Deep Bass Magical male #2 vocal singing]
Your wish is my command, corkscrew 
[Verse7]
[Suave Lead Male #1 Vocal singing]
That was the best word winning for a rhyme?
This should be a fun day

[Cymbals clash for ringtone]

Oh shi— taki, it’s my bae
Hey handsome, how’s your morning airtime?
[Verse8]
[very raspy Tenor male #3 vocal singing Lo-Fi]
I’m just sending you a warning for playtime 
I’m headed to get my wood
It’s gonna be so very good
The plane is landing now
[Verse9]
[Suave Lead Male #1  Vocal singing]
Oh you will definitely get the plow
Be safe Dani, my love

[Break]

[Verse10]
[very raspy Tenor male #3 vocal singing Lo-Fi]
I will baby, kisses, ciao
[Verse11]
[Suave Lead Male #1 Vocal singing]
I can’t believe this is happening. I love music so how great to experience this 
I can’t wait to be deep in Dani’s bliss
So I can just sing about anything I want

[Break]

I want to eat the last croissant
Okay for real, let me see
[Chorus]
This day could be
The best day ever
I think I’ll use the leather for our pleasure
Oh, I can’t wait to be rimming his
[Break]
ass— et
I’m gonna make his baguette so wet
Glazing his donut hole with my
[Break]
creamy maple
The table is gonna be so unstable
Kisses on his forehead down to his lips
All our love is gonna make an eclipse
[Break]

[Verse12]
[Deep Bass Magical male #2 vocal singing]
This is a little awkward, I’m gonna go now

[Verse13]
[Suave Lead Male #1 Vocal singing]
Dude, you’re such a creeper, wow just wow!

[Break]

[Bridge]
Anyway I’m gonna plow 
my baby’s garden
It’s a bargain
I make him do the backhoe
I’m always down to kneed his dough
Oh, his ass— et is my greatest prize
Squeezing me between his thighs
I have to come up for air from his derrière
Oh it’s gonna be the best day ever
Just imagine we can sing while we pleasure
He can sing about getting my wood
Oh, it’s so gonna make good
[Chorus]
This is gonna be the best day ever
I’ve got to have us sing during pleasure
This is gonna be the greatest day ever

Quirky innuendo-filled Broadway musical number featuring 3 distinct male vocals male trio