[Verse]
Santa's on the lake with his floppy red hat
Rod in his hand and a tackle box sat
Reindeer on the shore
Munching on hay
Farts in the air
They brighten the day
[Chorus]
Oh Santa’s fishin’
Castin’ that line
Catchin’ some trout in the wintertime
The reindeer fart
The fire starts
Cookin’ up fish with their magical hearts
[Verse 2]
Blitzen lets loose
It’s a thunderous sound
Sparks fly up and the logs spin round
Santa’s got his skillet
Butter in the pan
The fish sizzle loud
It’s a holiday jam
[Prechorus]
Who needs matches
Who needs coal
When Dasher’s got a gassy soul
[Chorus]
Oh Santa’s fishin’
Castin’ that line
Catchin’ some trout in the wintertime
The reindeer fart
The fire starts
Cookin’ up fish with their magical hearts
[Bridge]
The elves don’t know
They think he’s at work
But Santa’s out fishin’
He’s got a good smirk
The North Pole’s quiet
No one suspects
The reindeer’s flatulence has side effects