[Verse 1]
He sits on the altar, purrin’ soft as doom,
Eyes like galaxies spillin’ out the room.
The wizard swears he’s just a pet,
But the walls keep whisperin’, “Wanna bet?”
Deep in his fur, it crawls and crawls,
Tail like a serpent down the halls.
Every time he blinks, the stars align,
And sanity curdles like sour wine.
[Pre-Chorus]
He’s got nine lives and ninety-nine eyes,
Speaks in riddles, spits out lies.
When you scratch his chin, the cosmos screams,
And you wake up drowning in your dreams.
[Chorus]
Pickles, Pickles, oh feline abyss,
Purrin’ with chaos, dripping with bliss.
He’s a cuddly calamity, soft cosmic sin,
Pet him once and he’ll crawl right in!
Pickles, Pickles, unknowable friend,
No one knows where your whiskers end!
[Verse 2]
He sleeps on tomes that bleed through time,
Licks his claws in ichor and grime.
The sorcerer laughs, “He’s harmless, see?”
While Pickles hums reality’s key.
He chased a comet, swallowed the moon,
Meowed in tongues that end too soon.
Every “mew” a funeral hymn,
Every purr a collapsing limb.
[Pre-Chorus]
He dreams in fractals, breathes in storms,
Kneads your chest into stranger forms.
You’ll call him cute till the void says “meow,”
Then he’ll wear your thoughts like a golden crown.
[Chorus]
Pickles, Pickles, oh feline abyss,
Purrin’ with chaos, dripping with bliss.
He’s a cuddly calamity, soft cosmic sin,
Pet him once and he’ll crawl right in!
Pickles, Pickles, unknowable friend,
No one knows where your whiskers end!
[Bridge – Whispered / Spoken Breakdown]
"Here, kitty kitty…"
— the universe shivers.
The candlelight bends…
and the stars deliver.
He stares… and you stare back…
and something inside begins to crack.
[Solo – Spacey, Bending Guitar Lament]
[Final Chorus]
Pickles, Pickles, my sweet nightmare,
You shed dark matter in the air.
The sorcerer’s gone, but you remain,
Lappin’ up echoes, purring my name!
Pickles, Pickles, unknowable friend,
Your love’s a curse that’ll never end!
[Outro]
He curls on my chest, I can’t breathe right,
Eyes glow green in the endless night.
He whispers softly, claws unsheathed—
“I was never your cat…
you were my pet, beneath.”
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