If she ain’t Asian (K-Pop Version)

If it ain’t Asian… I ain’t chasing

If she ain’t ABG… she is not the one for me

If she ain’t tofu… she ain’t waifu

If she ain’t squinting… I ain’t sprinting

If it ain’t rice…..it ain’t nice

If she ain’t yello… it’s good bye, not hello.

Yea you know what I’m saying.

If my hot dong ain’t in danger… she remains a stranger.

If it ain’t sushi… then excuse me.

If it’s not Oriental… it’s just a rental.

If it ain’t sideways… hit the highways.

If it ain’t noodles… imma toodles.

If her daddy ain’t a Samurai… Imma say bye-bye.

If she ain’t Chow Mein… stay out of my Lane.

If it ain’t anime… then I ain’t tryna play.

If she ain’t from Japan… I ain’t uh fan.

If she ain’t hentai… I ain’t senpai

If it ain’t Kung Fu… I ain’t with chu.

If it ain’t Ying Yang… then no ring, gang!

If you can make her laugh and giggle… you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle. Jiggle.

“ Hold up, Hold up, wait a minute. Let’s switch up and be respectful here”

“Here me one more time”

If she ain’t my type… I ain’t chasin’.

If she ain’t got vibes… she ain’t amazin’.

If she ain’t real talk… I ain’t engag-in’.

If the love ain’t cooked right… I ain’t tastin’.

Yeah, you know what I’m sayin’, you know what I’m sayin’.

If she ain’t loyal… then she just a stranger.

If she bring peace… then I’m out of danger.

If the mood ain’t right… then ex–cuse me.

If the soul ain’t bright… that’s just a rental to me.

If she can’t ride the wave… hit the highways.

If she ain’t on my level… I’m gone sideways.

If she ain’t matchin’ energy… stay outta my lane.

If she ain’t yin to my yang… we don’t do the same.

If she ain’t playful… then I ain’t tryna play.

If she ain’t lifting me up… I’m not gonna stay.

If she ain’t golden-hearted… then it’s goodbye, not hello.

If she ain’t bringing passion… then I’m layin’ low.

If you make her laugh and giggle…

you might make that whole room wiggle. Wiggle.

Japan!

タイプじゃねぇなら…　追いかけねぇし。

バイブスねぇなら…　マジ惹かれねぇし。

リアルじゃねぇなら…　関わらねぇし。

愛がイマイチなら…　味もしねぇし。

Yeah、わかるだろ？　わかるだろ？

China!

她不够忠诚… 那就是个路人。

她带来平静… 我就远离风云。

气氛若不对… 那我直接告辞。

灵魂若不亮… 在我这只是租赁。

浪都不会冲… 请她走上公路。

层次跟不上… 哥转身就换路线。

Ko-Korea!

에너지 안 맞으면… 내 길에서 비켜.

음양 안 맞으면… 우리 스타일은 달라.

장난기 없으면… 난 놀 생각도 없어.

나를 올려주지 않음… 머무를 이유도 없어.

금같은 마음 아니면… 헬로 말고 그대로 안녕.

열정 못 가져오면… 난 조용히 로우로 내려가.

Philippines

“Pag napatawa mo siya at napa-giggle…

mag-i-wiggle na buong room, swear.”

“Pag napatawa mo siya, napa-giggle…

’di magtatagal, yung pisngi sa likod magki-clap at jiggle. Jiggle”

If it ain’t Asian… I ain’t chasing

If it ain’t Asian… I ain’t chasing

“Me. Love. You. Long. Time.”

“Hey you…yea you…The one listening to my banger… Hope I didn’t offend you, if so Pho- you”

“Or better…Me…. Hahahaha” “I’m just playing.”

“But for real…” “Alright studio Lettuce Wrap this up” “Peace, Waifus”