ANIME THIGHS

Anime thighs got me prayin’ to the sky (god DAMN!)

I’m down bad, knees weak, can’t lie (frrr!)

Scrollin’ through pics at 3AM like why—

Why she make a grown man wanna CRY? (bruh…)

She say “senpai,” I damn near died (UH!)

Booty so fat gotta hit rewind (BACK!)

2D baddie thick from the front AND side—

I’d risk my life, no goodbye.

Bro I seen a cosplay baddie dress like Makima (oh LORD!)

I swear my soul left my body when she walked up (gone…)

Tried to shoot my shot but my voice locked up—

Sounded like a Discord mod beggin’ for love (mod privileges revoked!).

Man I need help, I’m losin’ control,

She bend over once, now I’m sellin’ my soul (take it!)

Scrolling Rule34 like a gremlin troll—

Phone HOT as hell, bout to burn a hole .

Waifu so thick got physics cryin’ (damn!)

Titties so big got gravity dyin’ (RIP!)

I’m on my knees like “please stop playin’”

But if she say “oni-chan,” I’m IMMEDIATELY stayin’.

Anime thighs got me prayin’ to the sky (oh no…)

I’m down bad, knees weak, can’t lie (HELP!)

Scrollin’ through pics at 3AM like why—

Why she make a grown man wanna CRY?

She say “senpai,” I damn near died (UH!)

Booty so fat gotta hit rewind (REWIND THAT!)

2D baddie thick from the front AND side—

I’d risk my life, no goodbye.

I’m a menace, bro, I’m down catastrophic (tragic!)

Saw a Sailor Moon pose, almost lost it (POP!)

Shorty so fine I wrote her name on my wallet—

Whole squad clownin’ me, yeah I DESERVE IT.

I don’t want love, I want waifu cheeks (WOO!)

Hit me with a kick, I’ll come back next week (simp!)

I’m droppin’ my pride, my morals weak,

I would bark for a girl who don’t even SPEAK.

2D booty got me throwin’ my cash,

Patreon sub, yeah I’m losin’ my stash (broke boy!)

She ain’t real but I still might smash—

Delulu max level, brain turned to ash (ash… literally…).