ANIME THIGHS

[Hook]
Anime thighs got me prayin’ to the sky (god DAMN!)
I’m down bad, knees weak, can’t lie (frrr!)
Scrollin’ through pics at 3AM like why—
Why she make a grown man wanna CRY? (bruh…)

She say “senpai,” I damn near died (UH!)
Booty so fat gotta hit rewind (BACK!)
2D baddie thick from the front AND side—
I’d risk my life, no goodbye.


[Verse 1]
Bro I seen a cosplay baddie dress like Makima (oh LORD!)
I swear my soul left my body when she walked up (gone…)
Tried to shoot my shot but my voice locked up—
Sounded like a Discord mod beggin’ for love (mod privileges revoked!).

Man I need help, I’m losin’ control,
She bend over once, now I’m sellin’ my soul (take it!)
Scrolling Rule34 like a gremlin troll—
Phone HOT as hell, bout to burn a hole .

Waifu so thick got physics cryin’ (damn!)
Titties so big got gravity dyin’ (RIP!)
I’m on my knees like “please stop playin’”
But if she say “oni-chan,” I’m IMMEDIATELY stayin’.


[Hook]
Anime thighs got me prayin’ to the sky (oh no…)
I’m down bad, knees weak, can’t lie (HELP!)
Scrollin’ through pics at 3AM like why—
Why she make a grown man wanna CRY?

She say “senpai,” I damn near died (UH!)
Booty so fat gotta hit rewind (REWIND THAT!)
2D baddie thick from the front AND side—
I’d risk my life, no goodbye.


[Verse 2 — Even Worse]
I’m a menace, bro, I’m down catastrophic (tragic!)
Saw a Sailor Moon pose, almost lost it (POP!)
Shorty so fine I wrote her name on my wallet—
Whole squad clownin’ me, yeah I DESERVE IT.

I don’t want love, I want waifu cheeks (WOO!)
Hit me with a kick, I’ll come back next week (simp!)
I’m droppin’ my pride, my morals weak,
I would bark for a girl who don’t even SPEAK.

2D booty got me throwin’ my cash,
Patreon sub, yeah I’m losin’ my stash (broke boy!)
She ain’t real but I still might smash—
Delulu max level, brain turned to ash (ash… literally…).

Goofy horny hip-hop, hyperactive 808s, bouncy anime vibe, playful ad-libs, high-tempo meme rap.