[Verse 1]
Walking down the street
Just a normal snack-run mission
Then I see this… thing
Defying all description
Gobbledygook wiggle
Doing spins on one toe
Cattywampus Jenticulate
Shaking like a bad yo-yo (whoa)
[Chorus]
I got gobsmacked by a Gobbledygook
Doing Cattywampus Jenticulate moves
I laughed so hard
I broke my groove
Hiccup-sneeze-fart all at the same time (oh my!)
Hiccup-sneeze-fart
That perfect rhyme
Comedy chaos in my poor spine
[Verse 2]
Little kids pointing
Old folks dropping their bags
Someone filmed on their phone
I’m just busy waving flags
Eyes start watering
Air goes missing from my chest
Then my body hits the combo
Like a slapstick stress-test (hey!)
[Chorus]
I got gobsmacked by a Gobbledygook
Doing Cattywampus Jenticulate moves
I laughed so hard
I broke my groove
Hiccup-sneeze-fart all at the same time (oh my!)
Hiccup-sneeze-fart
That perfect rhyme
Comedy chaos in my poor spine
[Bridge]
Doctor asked
“What happened?”
I said
“It’s a long… sound”
He said
“Say it all together”
Clinic echoed
Shook the ground
[Chorus]
I got gobsmacked by a Gobbledygook
Doing Cattywampus Jenticulate moves
I laughed so hard
I broke my groove
Hiccup-sneeze-fart all at the same time (oh my!)
Hiccup-sneeze-fart
That perfect rhyme
Comedy chaos in my poor spine (one more time!)