(Intro - Fast guitar riff, sound of spilled candy and children's laughter) (Verse 1) Get out of the way, fear is coming! Let me pass or you'll turn to dust! I have a black hood and a sinister laugh, I'm the terror of the city, the worst of them all. Ninjas? They're just for laughs and tears, I'm Lloyd Garmadon, the big brawler! I'll steal your candy, I'll stick out my tongue, My evil army... well, it's coming soon! (Pre-chorus) Everyone fear me, tremble with fear, I'm building an empire, I don't need money. Just a bunch of candy and a little more power, I'll rule Ninjaga, even at night!(Chorus) I'll be like him, I'll be the shadow king, I'll get rid of school and boring ninja teams! I'll turn the world into chaos, into one big castle, Everyone will have to like me - and maybe even fear me! I'm the son of the dark lord, the blood of Garmadon runs in my veins, Watch me conquer this world alone! (Verse 2) They locked me up in that stupid boarding school again, But I ran away, I don't beg anyone, it doesn't hurt anyone! Snakes are my friends, slime and poison for breakfast, No one forces me to preach anymore. I may be small, but my plans are big, Soon everyone will be kissing me... my slippers! (Bridge - Music slows down a bit, sounds sadder and lonelier) Sometimes at night... when it's quiet and still, I wonder if Dad would mind having me. If he sees me trying to be mean, Or if I'm just a little boy to him... (Change back to fast tempo) But that's okay! I'm mean, I'm tough! My snake army is just awesome!(Chorus) I'll be like him, I'll be the shadow king, I'll get rid of school and the boring ninja teams! I'll turn the world into chaos, into one big castle, Everyone will have to love me - and maybe even fear me! I'm the son of the dark lord, the blood of Garmadon runs in my veins, Watch me conquer this world alone! (Outro - Sound of sinister but childishly shrill laughter) "Give it up! The whole candy store is mine now!" "Wait until I tell Dad!" "Snakes? Hey, where are you going? Come back!" (The song ends with a fast guitar chord)
