

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse] He used to grill steaks in his tube socks at dawn Now he’s online saying “Trust me Come on” “Invest in my coin It’s the future It’s gold” But Dad Your email got hacked You’ve been sold [Prechorus] He's tweeting at midnight “Double your cash” With emojis and lasers Hashtags that clash [Chorus] Crypto Dad Crypto Dad Making promises that are kinda bad He says “Buy in now Don’t wait too late” But his wallet’s empty It’s a scammy fate Crypto Dad Cooler than he ever had Scamming folks while we laugh so mad [Verse 2] He calls us “fam” and signs off with “to the moon” Says he’s got a Lambo But it’s just a cartoon His friends think he’s edgy His kids know he’s not Still rocking that Bluetooth earpiece he bought [Prechorus] His profile pic’s a pixelated ape His bio reads “HODL Escape the rat race” [Chorus] Crypto Dad Crypto Dad Making promises that are kinda bad He says “Buy in now Don’t wait too late” But his wallet’s empty It’s a scammy fate Crypto Dad Cooler than he ever had Scamming folks while we laugh so mad
Tags
pop rock, playful; driving electric guitar riff with punchy bassline and energetic drums, blending humor with catchy hooks, rich
2:29
No
12/21/2025