[Verse]
He used to grill steaks in his tube socks at dawn
Now he’s online saying
“Trust me
Come on”
“Invest in my coin
It’s the future
It’s gold”
But Dad
Your email got hacked
You’ve been sold
[Prechorus]
He's tweeting at midnight
“Double your cash”
With emojis and lasers
Hashtags that clash
[Chorus]
Crypto Dad
Crypto Dad
Making promises that are kinda bad
He says
“Buy in now
Don’t wait too late”
But his wallet’s empty
It’s a scammy fate
Crypto Dad
Cooler than he ever had
Scamming folks while we laugh so mad
[Verse 2]
He calls us “fam” and signs off with “to the moon”
Says he’s got a Lambo
But it’s just a cartoon
His friends think he’s edgy
His kids know he’s not
Still rocking that Bluetooth earpiece he bought
[Prechorus]
His profile pic’s a pixelated ape
His bio reads “HODL
Escape the rat race”
[Chorus]
Crypto Dad
Crypto Dad
Making promises that are kinda bad
He says
“Buy in now
Don’t wait too late”
But his wallet’s empty
It’s a scammy fate
Crypto Dad
Cooler than he ever had
Scamming folks while we laugh so mad