Rage

Verse 1

Threw my controller through the wall,

(It’s drywall’s fault, not mine at all!)

Game keeps cheating, I swear it’s true,

Lag is evil and so are you!

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Chorus

Not my fault, blame you all,

Teammates choke and hackers crawl.

I’m the best, don’t you see?

Everybody else sucks—except me!

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Verse 2

Spawn, I’m dead in half a sec,

This game’s a scam, what the heck?!

Trash talk loud, I’m on the mic,

“Learn to play, bro, get a bike!”

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Chorus

Not my fault, blame you all,

Teammates trip and campers stall.

I’m the hero, can’t you see?

Everybody else sucks—except me!

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Bridge (Goofy breakdown)

It’s the lag, it’s the map,

It’s the cat that sat on my lap.

It’s the mouse, it’s the chair,

It’s your stupid face—I don’t care!

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Final Chorus (Faster & Louder)

Not my fault, blame you all,

Teammates flop and glitches brawl.

I’m the champ, don’t disagree—

Everybody else sucks… EXCEPT ME!

(Group shout at the end):

🎤 “EXCEPT MEEE!!!”