[Verse]
Battle horns sound
The sky turns red
Through cursed lands where angels bled
A castle looms
A shadow's breath
The Funnel Cake lies beyond the death
[Prechorus]
Flames rise high
The ground will quake
I must devour the sacred cake!
[Chorus]
Funnel Cake! Sweet and divine!
Through blood and fire
It will be mine!
Golden treasure
Powdered snow
The taste of glory—I will know!
[Verse 2]
A dragon roars
Its eyes ablaze
Through molten caves
A twisting maze
I slay the beast
Its heart I take
To fuel my quest for Funnel Cake
[Prechorus]
Blades will clash
The earth will shake
Nothing stops my Funnel Cake!
[Chorus]
Funnel Cake! Sweet and divine!
Through blood and fire
It will be mine!
Golden treasure
Powdered snow
The taste of glory—I will know!