

Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) Laid out in a ditch somewhere when the morning sun came up I don’t remember what happened last night and where the hell’s my truck? My head hurts, I can’t see straight, and I don’t know where I am How the hell'd I get here and just what the hell went down? ⸻ (Verse 2) I remember going to the bar last night and drinkin’ with the boys I remember somethin’ bein’ said to us about making too much noise They all left before closing time, but I stayed and drank some more I don’t remember hearin’ last call or walkin’ out the door ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) Now my phone’s dead, boots are gone, wallet’s missin’ too Got a pocket full of nothin’ and a tattoo that looks brand new ⸻ (Chorus / Hook) Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go? Last thing that I remember was a double shot of “whoa” Now I’m wakin’ up sideways in a town I don’t know With a headache and a story that I’ll never fully know Where the hell’s my truck, did I leave it at the bar? Did I trade it for a round or try to drive it like a star? All I know is I went hard and pushed my luck and I still can’t find my truck 🎶 ⸻ (Verse 3) There’s a number on my hand but I don’t know her name And there’s glitter on my jeans, man I swear that ain’t my game Got a video somebody sent, but I ain’t watched it yet But judging by the thumbnail, I’m already full of regret ⸻ (Pre-Chorus 2) Now my buddies blowin’ up my phone say “man you’re on the news” Apparently I started up a one-man honky-tonk revue ⸻ (Chorus / Hook) Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go? Last thing that I remember was a double shot of “whoa” Now I’m wakin’ up sideways in a town I don’t know With a headache and a story that I’ll never fully know Where the hell’s my truck, did I leave it at the bar? Did I trade it for a round or try to drive it like a star? All I know is I went hard and pushed my luck And I still can’t find my truck ⸻ (Bridge) They say I tried to ride a bull that wasn’t even real Sang karaoke shirtless like I just signed a record deal If this is what I did, man I probably need a break… But not before I find out just where I woke up today ⸻ (Final Chorus) Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go? Last thing that I remember was a “don’t stop, pour one more” Now I’m piecin’ it together but it’s all a blur to me And every clue says I need to let that liquor be Where the hell’s my truck, man I need it real soon Gotta get back home, so I can pass out in my room Next time I swear I won’t push my luck… ah hell… after I find my truck
Tags
Upbeat rowdy country, gritty male vocal, southern drawl, catchy hook, bar anthem, modern radio sound
4:26
No
4/11/2026