Where The Hell's My Truck

(Verse 1)
Laid out in a ditch somewhere when the morning sun came up
I don’t remember what happened last night and where the hell’s my truck?
My head hurts, I can’t see straight, and I don’t know where I am
How the hell'd I get here and just what the hell went down?

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(Verse 2)
I remember going to the bar last night and drinkin’ with the boys
I remember somethin’ bein’ said to us about making too much noise
They all left before closing time, but I stayed and drank some more
I don’t remember hearin’ last call or walkin’ out the door

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(Pre-Chorus)
Now my phone’s dead, boots are gone, wallet’s missin’ too
Got a pocket full of nothin’ and a tattoo that looks brand new

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(Chorus / Hook)
Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go?
Last thing that I remember was a double shot of “whoa”
Now I’m wakin’ up sideways in a town I don’t know
With a headache and a story that I’ll never fully know
Where the hell’s my truck, did I leave it at the bar?
Did I trade it for a round or try to drive it like a star?
All I know is I went hard and pushed my luck
and I still can’t find my truck 🎶

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(Verse 3)
There’s a number on my hand but I don’t know her name
And there’s glitter on my jeans, man I swear that ain’t my game
Got a video somebody sent, but I ain’t watched it yet
But judging by the thumbnail, I’m already full of regret

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(Pre-Chorus 2)
Now my buddies blowin’ up my phone say “man you’re on the news”
Apparently I started up a one-man honky-tonk revue

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(Chorus / Hook)
Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go?
Last thing that I remember was a double shot of “whoa”
Now I’m wakin’ up sideways in a town I don’t know
With a headache and a story that I’ll never fully know
Where the hell’s my truck, did I leave it at the bar?
Did I trade it for a round or try to drive it like a star?
All I know is I went hard and pushed my luck
And I still can’t find my truck 

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(Bridge)
They say I tried to ride a bull that wasn’t even real
Sang karaoke shirtless like I just signed a record deal
If this is what I did, man I probably need a break…
But not before I find out just where I woke up today

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(Final Chorus)
Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go?
Last thing that I remember was a “don’t stop, pour one more”
Now I’m piecin’ it together but it’s all a blur to me
And every clue says I need to let that liquor be
Where the hell’s my truck, man I need it real soon
Gotta get back home, so I can pass out in my room
Next time I swear I won’t push my luck…
ah hell… after I find my truck

Upbeat rowdy country, gritty male vocal, southern drawl, catchy hook, bar anthem, modern radio sound