Where The Hell's My Truck

(Verse 1)

Laid out in a ditch somewhere when the morning sun came up

I don’t remember what happened last night and where the hell’s my truck?

My head hurts, I can’t see straight, and I don’t know where I am

How the hell'd I get here and just what the hell went down?

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(Verse 2)

I remember going to the bar last night and drinkin’ with the boys

I remember somethin’ bein’ said to us about making too much noise

They all left before closing time, but I stayed and drank some more

I don’t remember hearin’ last call or walkin’ out the door

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(Pre-Chorus)

Now my phone’s dead, boots are gone, wallet’s missin’ too

Got a pocket full of nothin’ and a tattoo that looks brand new

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(Chorus / Hook)

Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go?

Last thing that I remember was a double shot of “whoa”

Now I’m wakin’ up sideways in a town I don’t know

With a headache and a story that I’ll never fully know

Where the hell’s my truck, did I leave it at the bar?

Did I trade it for a round or try to drive it like a star?

All I know is I went hard and pushed my luck

and I still can’t find my truck 🎶

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(Verse 3)

There’s a number on my hand but I don’t know her name

And there’s glitter on my jeans, man I swear that ain’t my game

Got a video somebody sent, but I ain’t watched it yet

But judging by the thumbnail, I’m already full of regret

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(Pre-Chorus 2)

Now my buddies blowin’ up my phone say “man you’re on the news”

Apparently I started up a one-man honky-tonk revue

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(Chorus / Hook)

Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go?

Last thing that I remember was a double shot of “whoa”

Now I’m wakin’ up sideways in a town I don’t know

With a headache and a story that I’ll never fully know

Where the hell’s my truck, did I leave it at the bar?

Did I trade it for a round or try to drive it like a star?

All I know is I went hard and pushed my luck

And I still can’t find my truck

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(Bridge)

They say I tried to ride a bull that wasn’t even real

Sang karaoke shirtless like I just signed a record deal

If this is what I did, man I probably need a break…

But not before I find out just where I woke up today

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(Final Chorus)

Where the hell’s my truck, where the hell’d I go?

Last thing that I remember was a “don’t stop, pour one more”

Now I’m piecin’ it together but it’s all a blur to me

And every clue says I need to let that liquor be

Where the hell’s my truck, man I need it real soon

Gotta get back home, so I can pass out in my room

Next time I swear I won’t push my luck…

ah hell… after I find my truck