YEP. IT'S ALL FUN
AND rain deer GAMES
UNTIL SOMEBODY
LOSES AN ELF!
Christmas is now cancelled .
IT SEEMS AFTER YOU TOLD SANTA YOU'D BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR, HE DIED LAUGHING.
Well I guess I'm lit and so is the Christmas tree.
Friendly reminder the one and only Jolly old fuck is breaking into your house tonight to steal the milk and Cookies.
[Pre Chorus]
It's Christmas time again and I'm not ready. Quite frankly I'm worried for my granny.
They have yet to make a sign that says granny run. Run. As fast as you can. Hope she is safe and don't get run down by the fat man.
[Chorus]
SANTA SAID YOU WISHED FOR ME.
GOOD CHOICE.
I'M THE KIND OF TROUBLE YOU TAKE HOME AND TIE TO YOUR BED.
I WANT TO FILL YOU UP WITH MY holiday SPIRIT.
THE ONLY PACKAGE I WANT THIS CHRISTMAS IS YOURS.
[Verse]
Can you guys please stop asking Santa for the perfect man.... I almost got kidnapped three times today.
"What do you want for Christmas?"
"Hmmm... lately, l've been really into groceries and gas.
Utilities are cool too.
Stuff like that."
"His eyes how they twinkle, his laughter how merry. Cheeks are like roses and nose like a cherry" SANTA'S JUICED AGAIN!
[Pre Chorus]
It's Christmas time again and I'm not ready. Quite frankly I'm worried for my granny.
They have yet to make a sign that says granny run. Run. As fast as you can. Hope she is safe and don't get run down by the fat man.
[Chorus]
SANTA SAID YOU WISHED FOR ME.
GOOD CHOICE.
I'M THE KIND OF TROUBLE YOU TAKE HOME AND TIE TO YOUR BED.
I WANT TO FILL YOU UP WITH MY holiday SPIRIT.
THE ONLY PACKAGE I WANT THIS CHRISTMAS IS YOURS
[Bridge]
YOU KNOW THE ECONOMY
FR
IS BAD
WHEN SANTA HAS TO WORK
TWO JOBS.
WHEN I
THINK ABOUT
It.... I TOUCH MY ELF.
YOU MIGHT NOT BE NAUGHTY BUT YOU ARE MENTALLY DISTURBED.
[Pre Chorus]
It's Christmas time again and I'm not ready. Quite frankly I'm worried for my granny.
They have yet to make a sign that says granny run. Run. As fast as you can. Hope she is safe and don't get run down by the fat man.
[Chorus]
SANTA SAID YOU WISHED FOR ME.
GOOD CHOICE.
I'M THE KIND OF TROUBLE YOU TAKE HOME AND TIE TO YOUR BED.
I WANT TO FILL YOU UP WITH MY
Holiday SPIRIT.
THE ONLY PACKAGE I WANT THIS CHRISTMAS IS YOURS.
[Outro]
SANTA'S JUICED AGAIN!
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