Ho! Ho! Holy shit
What a good year.
Grab the bag of holiday spirits
Crack open a bottle of good cheer.
The party can start now because
Santa Claus is here.
Cheer up you
Grumpy
TWAT It's Christmas!
Feeling jolly as fuck.
Cruzing down the street in my sleigh powered by rain deer.
No wonder granny always looking over her shoulder.
She don't want to get mowed over.
Instead of that took a look at my mom .
Stop the the sleigh. He walk his way over.
With a little smooth talk. He whispered.
Bitch what is this. Standing under the mistletoe. You owe Santa a juicy kiss. Now down on your knees.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
[Chorus]
Dear Santa..
before I explain,
how much do you already know.
I was naughty and I know it.
Santa i can explain.
I'm not drunk just full of holiday spirits.
Wrecking the halls. I'm balls deep into Christmas.
[Verse]
This is as merry as I get.
This year I'm going to lay under the tree to let everyone know I am the shit.
So deck the halls and jingle my balls.
And merry fucking Christmas.
So don't get your tinsel are wrapped up in a tangle. I'm lit up like a Christmas tree.
Hanging with my homie Chris cringle.
So good tidings and cheers.
To hell with this year. This is as merry as I get.
See you next year.
[Chorus]
Dear Santa..
before I explain,
how much do you already know.
I was naughty and I know it.
Santa i can explain.
I'm not drunk just full of holiday spirits.
Wrecking the halls. I'm balls deep into Christmas.
[Outro]