Whats happening with the Christmas cheer
We can't leap and fly with the rein deer
More people on the naughty list
This wasn't my wish
I know I've been wanting you to by my side
So I went to the dark side
Where he likes to hide
Im leaving Santa Clause
I no longer want to be Mrs. Clause
I found his layer
Filled with chains and whips, he was watching demon slayer
I approach this Christmas beast
Preparing myself as the feast
I could tell he was just as lonely as I
Whats happening with the Christmas cheer
We can't leap and fly with the rein deer
He spoke and said his name was krampus
He wanted Mrs. Clause pus
I let him hit me from the back
He's got a bigger cock
Than that Saint Nick
Im filled with lust
And I put my trust
Into every thrust
I think I'm in love with krampus
He takes the naughty kids
And trys to to make them change their ways
And if they don't the stay
And with their evil soul they pay
I asked him if I could stay
He said it would be his pleasure
I didn't want to put pressure
On you my dear
He showed me how he spreads cheer
And he doesn't know what happened to the Christmas cheer
We believe it's what the people are doing on the basis
That's our thesis
Whats happening with the Christmas cheer
We can't leap and fly with the rein deer