Cheated With Krampus

Whats happening with the Christmas cheer

We can't leap and fly with the rein deer

More people on the naughty list

This wasn't my wish

I know I've been wanting you to by my side

So I went to the dark side

Where he likes to hide

Im leaving Santa Clause

I no longer want to be Mrs. Clause

I found his layer

Filled with chains and whips, he was watching demon slayer

I approach this Christmas beast

Preparing myself as the feast

I could tell he was just as lonely as I

Whats happening with the Christmas cheer

We can't leap and fly with the rein deer

He spoke and said his name was krampus

He wanted Mrs. Clause pus

I let him hit me from the back

He's got a bigger cock

Than that Saint Nick

Im filled with lust

And I put my trust

Into every thrust

I think I'm in love with krampus

He takes the naughty kids

And trys to to make them change their ways

And if they don't the stay

And with their evil soul they pay

I asked him if I could stay

He said it would be his pleasure

I didn't want to put pressure

On you my dear

He showed me how he spreads cheer

And he doesn't know what happened to the Christmas cheer

We believe it's what the people are doing on the basis

That's our thesis

Whats happening with the Christmas cheer

We can't leap and fly with the rein deer