Christmas Time

Christmas time comes once a year

Everyone knows when it's near

If you are on my list you better fear

I give kindness to those who deserve it

But if you get coal better not throw a fit

Learn from it and figure out how to fix it

I like to give joy

You behave you get a toy

When you get older

I no longer linger

But instead give adults liquor

And others a figure

But the naughty adults go to Diddy

And then they get no pity

But instead get filled with putty

Christmas time comes once a year

Everyone knows when it's near

If you are on my list you better fear

Look after the work shop with no pause

You can call me Mrs. Clause

Watch the elves work with saws

Treat them like my slaves

That don't get payed

Take them to room and play

Give them the wink wink

While others still tink

When Mr. Clause comes home he don't stink

But we got a deal to fuck with out a getting mad

Or getting sad

We understand one another

We both the mother and father

Of Christmas day

That's our biggest payday

Christmas is our time if year

We know when it's near

The elves shred fear

They break a sweat and a tear

That they all share