North Pole Pt. 2

Stuck in the North Pole

I was grinding on a stripper pole

After my show I fell down a hole

This is my story

It's not as gory

Like Saint Nick

In his past he was a prick

Killed people with bricks

But I needed to make money

So I got on stage to show off my honey

Bounce on the pole like a bunny

All men I use to thought were dummies

Made them wrap money around me like a mummy

Each and every day was the same thing

Finally got money for bling

Stuck in the North Pole

Grinding on a stripper pole

After the show I fell down a hole

When I couldn't pay

They sent Saint Nick that day

I was supposed to be thrown in hay

When he got me

He killed me

I found myself deep in a hole

I awoke to a magic show

Elves came to say

We need you to become Mrs. Clause

I didn't hesitate with no pause

I accepted the job

Stuck in the North Pole

Grinding on a stripper pole

After the show I fell down a hole