PDF file

Hey kids, gather 'round and listen well,

Here’s a little story I love to tell!

About a special file you'll learn today,

It’s called PDF file in a fun, friendly way!

Imagine a little file, all shiny and bright,

It keeps pages safe, from morning to night.

It isn’t a toy, but it holds a lot,

Many words and pictures, in a tiny dot!

It travels in your computers, tablets too,

Easy to share with friends like you!

Just one click, and it pops right up,

Ready to read, oh what a cup!

Did you know that PDF stands for Portable Document Format,

and not pedophile down to fuck?

Now stop crying and get in the back of my truck!

It’s a friendly file, that’s what I say,

Helping you learn every single day!

It’s printed or on screens, so easy to see,

A perfect way to keep things safe and free.

No matter if it’s big or small,

PDF file helps share with one and all!

From stories to homework, it’s your friend,

A safe way to learn and comprehend.

So don’t be scared, it’s just a file,

It makes learning fun, mile after mile!

Did you know that PDF stands for Portable Document Format,

and not pedophile down to fuck?

Now stop crying and get in the back of my truck!

It’s a friendly file, that’s what I say,

Helping you learn every single day!

Oh, I love kids, yes I do,

But I have rules I must follow too.

I have to stay at least 100 yards away,

From schools — that’s the way, that’s okay!

Remember, I’m just a helpful friend,

Here to support you, right to the end!

We’re good friends, you and I,

Learning’s fun, so give a happy sigh!